Message from @cqc
Discord ID: 315934711010820107
Im getting the feeling your church bro is gonna take your church crush
Put some church seed in her church womb.
Jesus christ
@♠ℜomeo♠ ᛟϟϟLandStormϟϟᛟ church bro has a gf.
he's not taking anyone's girl any time soon.
Ah Nice
funnily enough last weekend and this i've been going with an IRL friend. he's been acting as a wingman for me in landing this girl.
probably should watch out for him kek
Kek a bro who explains anime to YOUR girl while making bible references has a 100% chance of getting that booty faster then you
*with a different IRL friend
and true
it's how _i_ usually land them :^)
Hahahhaa better watch out bitch
CUCKS CUCKING CUCKS
NOT CUCKING YOU
Youre cucking. YOURE LETTING YOUR WING MAN TAKE THE LEAD. JESUS YOURE GONNA LET HIM TAKE THE LEAD IN BED TOO, HUH FAGGOT? HUH HUH HUH??? FUCKING CUCK WING MAN LEADING FAGGOT CUCK.
I'M ACTUALLY NOT TAKING THE LEAD
I CAN TELL BITCH
:^)
sorry caps lock is cruise control for cool
NEON GENESIS IS SO EASY TO EXPLAIN YET YOU LET YOUR WING MAN COME FIRST
it wasn't my wingman who was explaining
you're getting your shit mixed up kek
WELL THEN WHOEVER TOOK THE LEAD
8)
KEK
look, my wingman's super introverted
the guy would never directly approach a girl like i did this morning
Top kek to anyone pointing at a bible to start talking about neon genesis though
he would've told me "if she won't even talk to you in passing just give up on her kek"
but i was like "nah i'll get her to sit with us" and shit worked, he was surprised
he was gloating on the ride home about how i've got bals.
*balls
Hahaha what did you come in and slap her ass hard enough to start a tsunami
something like that.
the guy was telling me to ask her father for permission to take her out
but after this morning he and I both agreed that shit won't be necessary
Hahaha that would be the worst. Asking the father is honestly the worst shit in the world.
Like i think it's great for society to have that much respect
I just have WAY TO MUCH anxiety for that shit