funnily enough last weekend and this i've been going with an IRL friend. he's been acting as a wingman for me in landing this girl.

probably should watch out for him kek

Kek a bro who explains anime to YOUR girl while making bible references has a 100% chance of getting that booty faster then you

*with a different IRL friend

and true

it's how _i_ usually land them :^)

Hahahhaa better watch out bitch

CUCKS CUCKING CUCKS

NOT CUCKING YOU

Youre cucking. YOURE LETTING YOUR WING MAN TAKE THE LEAD. JESUS YOURE GONNA LET HIM TAKE THE LEAD IN BED TOO, HUH FAGGOT? HUH HUH HUH??? FUCKING CUCK WING MAN LEADING FAGGOT CUCK.

I'M ACTUALLY NOT TAKING THE LEAD

I CAN TELL BITCH

:^)

i meant i'm not letting him take the lead

sorry caps lock is cruise control for cool

NEON GENESIS IS SO EASY TO EXPLAIN YET YOU LET YOUR WING MAN COME FIRST

it wasn't my wingman who was explaining

you're getting your shit mixed up kek

WELL THEN WHOEVER TOOK THE LEAD

8)

KEK

look, my wingman's super introverted

the guy would never directly approach a girl like i did this morning

Top kek to anyone pointing at a bible to start talking about neon genesis though

he would've told me "if she won't even talk to you in passing just give up on her kek"
but i was like "nah i'll get her to sit with us" and shit worked, he was surprised

he was gloating on the ride home about how i've got bals.

*balls

Hahaha what did you come in and slap her ass hard enough to start a tsunami

something like that.

the guy was telling me to ask her father for permission to take her out

but after this morning he and I both agreed that shit won't be necessary

Hahaha that would be the worst. Asking the father is honestly the worst shit in the world.

Like i think it's great for society to have that much respect

I just have WAY TO MUCH anxiety for that shit

i probably should've provided some context for the Evangelion bullshit

we were shooting the shit after service and DC's Atom came up in the midst of some capeshit talk

i misheard this as Adam, so did churchbro's (NOT THE WINGMAN) gf

mind you this is a circle of like, 5 weebs in one corner of the church

crush has never heard of EVA

he's already in the middle of his caffeinated spiel and explains