"Capitalism will solve every problem instantly and prevent any other problem from ever occurring, even in the face of any logical market trends or forces. Anything to the contrary is caused by the state, even if government impact is incredibly far removed from the actual crisis, and any failure of the market is a reason to grant private businesses more leeway in making decisions that most people agree lead to recession and that I oppose anyways, but really they only made them because the government forced, or coaxed, or telepathically encouraged them to."
