Message from @toast

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2019-02-09 03:28:54 UTC  

INF treaty was broken

2019-02-09 03:28:58 UTC  

He blocked a highway using the military

2019-02-09 03:29:02 UTC  

Dang

2019-02-09 03:29:10 UTC  

Since we wanted to send AID to Venezuela

2019-02-09 03:29:44 UTC  

Oh yeah wasn't Maduro saying that Guaido's plan for humanitarian aid was actually a coup

2019-02-09 03:31:06 UTC  

What if it was a Trojan horse tho?

2019-02-09 03:32:16 UTC  

Probably was a test to see if they'd allow stuff into the country under the guise of "aid" tbh

2019-02-09 03:32:39 UTC  

whats the best news channel

2019-02-09 03:34:13 UTC  

daily wire isn't exactly a channel but i like it anyway

2019-02-09 03:34:25 UTC  

the onion is lit

2019-02-09 03:35:52 UTC  

already a classic

2019-02-09 03:36:43 UTC  

are test biased agianst kids who dont give a shit

2019-02-09 03:37:18 UTC  

kids who randomly fill in bubbles score lower

2019-02-09 03:38:04 UTC  

"theres a big stigma in this country agianst lazy self centered ass holes"

from a debate on the onion YT channel @toast

2019-02-09 03:39:48 UTC  

if only that was true, maybe our government would, actually, function, instead of electing a socialist waitress to office

2019-02-09 03:40:14 UTC  

*or congresswomen would clap for people other than themselves*

2019-02-09 03:40:21 UTC  

sometimes the onion predicts news

2019-02-09 03:40:28 UTC  

i think

2019-02-09 03:41:09 UTC  

the onion writers in 2012: haha this is great satire, its so outlandish so it would never happen but it still provides good commentary

2019-02-09 03:41:33 UTC  

reading the article in 2019: lmao our country is falling to pieces

2019-02-09 03:41:48 UTC  

ya

2019-02-09 03:44:00 UTC  

About the immigration crime stats, after the initial foreign born population the next generation commits the same amount of crime as whatever racial demographic they’re from

2019-02-09 03:44:14 UTC  

if i'm black will i get kicked from this server?

2019-02-09 03:44:23 UTC  

Country^

2019-02-09 03:44:25 UTC  

Jkjk

2019-02-09 03:44:38 UTC  

No

2019-02-09 03:44:40 UTC  

I don’t think so there was a poo in the loo before

2019-02-09 03:44:47 UTC  

okay good

2019-02-09 03:45:03 UTC  

We welcome diversity

2019-02-09 03:45:09 UTC  

just read really old onion articles

2019-02-09 03:45:12 UTC  

or videos

2019-02-09 03:45:32 UTC  

see how crazy shit back then is now normal

2019-02-09 03:45:39 UTC  

The simpsons is prophetic too

2019-02-09 03:46:04 UTC  

dIvErSiTy

2019-02-09 03:46:09 UTC  

@bearcat i'm brown, its a welcoming server

2019-02-09 03:47:09 UTC  

@s t a i n e d g l a s s is diversity also a strength?

2019-02-09 03:47:16 UTC  

Not always

2019-02-09 03:47:24 UTC  

But in some ways it can be

2019-02-09 03:47:37 UTC  

I don’t think anything is absolute

2019-02-09 03:48:23 UTC  

Is that an absolute? That there are no absolutes