Lol that is funny

That’s like bush saying nuclear

Do you think there will be war over Venezuela ?

I fuckin hope not

Probably

Didn’t we end some nuclear arms thing with Russia?

And Maduro is doing something with the military there I read

I wonder if it will fizzle out like the plans with Syria

INF treaty was broken

He blocked a highway using the military

Dang

Since we wanted to send AID to Venezuela

Oh yeah wasn't Maduro saying that Guaido's plan for humanitarian aid was actually a coup

What if it was a Trojan horse tho?

Probably was a test to see if they'd allow stuff into the country under the guise of "aid" tbh

whats the best news channel

daily wire isn't exactly a channel but i like it anyway

the onion is lit

https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-sedentary-lifestyle-puts-millions-of-americ-1832392216

already a classic

are test biased agianst kids who dont give a shit

kids who randomly fill in bubbles score lower

"theres a big stigma in this country agianst lazy self centered ass holes"

from a debate on the onion YT channel @toast

if only that was true, maybe our government would, actually, function, instead of electing a socialist waitress to office

*or congresswomen would clap for people other than themselves*

sometimes the onion predicts news

i think

the onion writers in 2012: haha this is great satire, its so outlandish so it would never happen but it still provides good commentary

reading the article in 2019: lmao our country is falling to pieces

ya

About the immigration crime stats, after the initial foreign born population the next generation commits the same amount of crime as whatever racial demographic they’re from

if i'm black will i get kicked from this server?

Country^

Jkjk

No

I don’t think so there was a poo in the loo before

okay good

We welcome diversity

just read really old onion articles

or videos

see how crazy shit back then is now normal