;)

Australia has the best weather in the world, and we all know it.

Kek, hasn't been to socal yet

If you like skin cancer, sure.

True for both

CA and AUS

Skin cancer best cancer.

Vitamin D

And our entire east coast is basically the best of Cali.

No homo

Less sharks here

I'm afraid that direct contact with sunlight goes against my wizard code.

I don't want to lose all of these powers.

Cali is way mooore homo than australia.

Yeah, no doubt

Australia is pretty based.

You know, compared to where I'm from.

San Francisco, West Hollywood, Hillcrest

At least you guys have proper border management.

Gay AF

Australia is better than cali.
it varies a lot.

IF YOU COME TO AUSTRALIA BY BOAT YOU WON'T BE SETTLED HERE!

What about NZ?

Unless it's a yacht.

Sailboat run by all white crew? @Chancellor

NZ is australia but colder and further left.

Is in reference to boat people.

If you pass citizenship, I don't give a fuck.

I'm a Chinese business man. I want to buy your land @Chancellor

Fuck off.

Ping pong ching chong back to your country you go

Das raycist @Chancellor @Verm

Not really Chinese

Blue eyes

Man, I'm just in the mood to say offensive shit.

Man, I don't care if you're yellow, black or white as the driven snow.
The landgrab ain't about race, it's about not being bought out by a foreign nation and being fucked over in the process.

Niggers

Don't get your knickers in a twist.

Black people will probably never join anticom

Don't quote me on that