Casinos are better than South America.

heh, I don't gamble

what @Chancellor said

4g a month for some ancestor genocide

^

Argentina seems pretty based

Aka Nazi hideaway

Argentina has positive effects, but is not really comparable to a proper first world nation.

AUS jealous of Argentina based weather?

It was actually going really well for a while, but then they made a series of crucial mistakes.
A socialist party got into power.
Leader was really racist to a lotta trade partners.
And everyone got a law degree at once flooding the market with too many lawyers.

They're probably white than straya is

;)

Australia has the best weather in the world, and we all know it.

Kek, hasn't been to socal yet

If you like skin cancer, sure.

True for both

CA and AUS

Skin cancer best cancer.

Vitamin D

And our entire east coast is basically the best of Cali.

No homo

Less sharks here

I'm afraid that direct contact with sunlight goes against my wizard code.

I don't want to lose all of these powers.

Cali is way mooore homo than australia.

Yeah, no doubt

Australia is pretty based.

You know, compared to where I'm from.

San Francisco, West Hollywood, Hillcrest

At least you guys have proper border management.

Gay AF

Australia is better than cali.
it varies a lot.

IF YOU COME TO AUSTRALIA BY BOAT YOU WON'T BE SETTLED HERE!

What about NZ?

Unless it's a yacht.

Sailboat run by all white crew? @Chancellor

NZ is australia but colder and further left.

Is in reference to boat people.

If you pass citizenship, I don't give a fuck.

I'm a Chinese business man. I want to buy your land @Chancellor

Fuck off.