Why lol

because i have a biRd

hes a big brat

he was on my bed while i was taking a nap and he just start biting around my nostrils

Aw man

lmao i love him 5hough

*though

hes like my son

Lol that’s pretty wholesome

yeah

hes so adorable

oof

it matches my pfp

oof

Jesus trampoline parks are xhausting

Haven't been on trampolines since I was like 11

*worth it*

ive never even been to one-

I was going pretty much the whole hour we were in for but my quads are now a bit sore

yikes

jalapeno keeps trying to eat the white stuff on my face

picture giffs and videos thats me

oof

HES TRYING TO EAT MY tOes

*sad trombone*

@Deleted User can you stop skype sexing and get in a different VC?

no

lolz

LMAO

Jfc

I havent talked to my boy like all week

@Deleted User hey helrun

hi

Hi aggie

@DragonKit unhand my man

afterburner fraternizing with xenos is against the codex astartes

i dont see your name written on him

Lmao

check his dick

sorry i cant read letters that small

Jfc