hey brOs

how are you guys?

i keep watching bird compilations

because i have a biRd

hes a big brat

he was on my bed while i was taking a nap and he just start biting around my nostrils

lmao i love him 5hough

*though

hes like my son

yeah

hes so adorable

oof

ive never even been to one-

yikes

jalapeno keeps trying to eat the white stuff on my face

oof

HES TRYING TO EAT MY tOes

yum

thanks my friend yerin drew it hehe

yes

me and my friend in choir saw the pp dynamic in our choir music andwe couldnt stop laughing

*and we

i can steal the animals from petco

thats the only reason why i would be happy

they'd all be my pets

bECAUSE

i love animals :(

i would just walk around the store and free them all

lmaoo

i would steal all the cats

i love cats

o-oh.

my dad is pretty cool

my parents are pretty cool

they care about my grades too much but they're asian so

YEP

im stealing the animals

can someone come with me i dont think i can hold all the birds

lmao

im the wrong asian though 😔

oH

im south asian

and thats on periodt

lMAO

i make jokes about bombing my friends houses because people were racist to me in 5th grade last year

im pakistani

im sOoooOOOO cool

i had to wear a sari(?) and i hated it

bruh it was for like 4 year olds and i was 8

wait

what

lmao

i got my phone taken away for like 2/3 months because i didnt have all A's

lmao but i got all A's ;)

a 92% is the lowest A

im in

not college

yeah bro

im not even in high school lMAOO

X

f

i have tiktok

i got pressured to get it

now i have 107 followers

i love my life

i use discord more then tktok

i love being a 6th grader in 2019 😔

not like i go in the hallways and see kids t-posing in a circle

ok boomer

thats my only vaild argument point

im

uh

lmAO

we do that

sometimes

or snowballs

im like

a minor

a 24 year old man told me he was horny

and i said "sir im 12 lmao"

never spoken to him again

did you live in 2500000 BCE?

lmao

neckbeards?

oh yikes

i do that sometimes

with a side of tidepods

yeah

uSDFGHYUHFG

i have to do the science fair

i

i'd rather eat a dog then do it

i have to do a in-class presentation

*screams*

i sleep on a bed

my mom makes fun of me because my bed is small and im "small"

what a luxery