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Smartest retard on YouTube

he's been kinda shit lately ngl

The guy who got fired for stealing Lobster just posted to facebook about how he's going to have to sell his truck.

*well maybe if you hadn't stolen lobster, you wouldn't have gotten fired for theft and have to tell that to every prospective employer*

hey does repzion have a skillshare promo code

no

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```That's the word on the street, eh?```

``` you’ve got technicians here making noise```

``Death to all carbon based life forms. ``

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```Illegal download detected, executing spyware protocol six hundred and sixty-six.```

Man im feeling good about things

Like what

Like being more a tive and having fun

Letting go of "finding someone" and learning to enjoy being on my own.

Only way to convince someone you are worth loving is by loving yourself

I already do :P

I just have mean resting bitch face

And im fat

I just love my own company

Nothing wrong with that

Finally home

its like a sad love story :/

What is?

Whomst

My mom recently reconnected with someone she was in love with in her 20s

She's in her late 60s now haha. Gives me some hope

She still has all the letters he sent her snd a pretty necklace he gave her when they last aw each other. It's so cute

He's ypur daf

Dad

No lol

My dad's dead for all i care lol

do you want me to make that true

for a limited time only, my hitman services now only cost one (1) box of froot gummies

I will pay you 1000 of those to kill Onision

I can do one nickel, some pocket lint and half a tube of chapstick

20 bucks and an unenthusiastic handy. But i can guarentee it will be a slow horrible death.

Gimme some floss

I won't kill some1

I already said I only got one nickel