shrek doesn’t need to maul onision. washington is doing that for him

jackson just wants attention, so they’re acting out

ya bc it’s a lie

jackson needs a nap and some apple juice

assert dominance by eating the paper

THAT’S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY LMFAO

ooohh, you got her

she is! she’s adorable

1. i already have discord pussy (i’m a girl) and 2. i’m already discord dick!

you’d fit right in!

i’m from houston

yeehaw

wha

omfg no, texas

never been there

i’ve only been to a handful of places in texas

yeah

depends on where you are!

i did a ranch internship in bandera, texas, and it was lovely

jackson points out incest as if he didnt come from it. baby, don’t insult your mommy and daddy like that! they’re very loving brother and sister!

good for her!!

those poor men );

and look at you now

pitiful

mommy died in childbirth, and daddy didn’t want you :/

je bent een stom klootzak

@Sonicfan2077

i only have one biological grandparent left and he’s like. the only one i know

but he’s fantastic, so it’s cool

i’m so sorry, drake. one thing i can say for sure is that though she may not remember your name, she knows she loves you ❤️

yo, @Sonicfan2077 , just because you’re a dark, edgy sociopath, doesn’t mean everyone else is, mmmkay? 🤟🏻

not trying to top you or anything, drake, but i get what you’re saying. every time i call my papaw, i have to reintroduce myself

it could! she could have huntington’s disease

i wonder what it’s like for her as well

oh no

oh that’s terrifying

fnaf?

i bet it is, dude

HAHAHAHAHA

my boyfriend is from the netherlands! i’m currently trying to learn dutch for him and his family

hallo! ik ben lindsay

that’s all i can do lmfao

you didnt do shit, as you can see

nothing but almost get yourself banned

not all attention is good attention, sweetheart

but as long as you’re getting something, because daddies aren’t giving you enough

anyway, i’ve wanted to go to croatia but there’s no way i could ever grasp the language

i’m having a real hard time with dutch as it is

and my bf always like

throws his fucking phone across the room after he answers me

no he just takes forever to respond

fucking “if” means “or” in dutch

i took sign language for a REASON

so i wouldn’t have to TALK

but also bc my cousin is deaf

i didn’t want him to feel alienated at family gatherings anymore, so i took asl as soon as i could

but i’m just afraid my bf’s family will laugh at me or tease me if i try to speak dutch to them, since it’ll be so broken

well i’m sure they’ll know that, but his family is a bunch of jokers

when my bf told them how tall i was, they said i was “pbs”

perfect blowjob size

i’m sensitive

hdsjjfdn jk

they all speak english just fine according to him, but i still wanna try, y’know?

i’m not awful, but i’m not good

there’s like 4 fucking ways to say “have” and like 18 ways to say “you” like jfc

HahsheEBSJDJAjfbfbaksk

schlorp

ahh, sorry, that’s what i meant

typo

yeah that’s just par for the course for me, honestly :/

it IS

and my bf is in CLASS so i can’t ASK HIM SHIT

HAHAAHAHAHAHAH

meeting his parents was so fucking funny

i’m sitting at the kitchen island and he, his dad, and his mom start speaking dutch around me

his mom looks at me and says, “when we start speaking dutch, just assume we’re talking about you”

his parents are literally the funniest parents i’ve met

he’s actually never told me

i think i’ve asked, but he just got distracted

why??

it’s like the detroit of the netherlands

better?

ooohhh

so like pennsylvania

omfg

oh no.......

EW

i highly doubt they’re from there then

they’re such nice and polished people

my bf now is literally such a 180° from the trash i’d normally date

doesn’t drink (to get drunk), doesn’t do drugs, isn’t around dangerous people (some of my ex’s friends legit died because of the people they hung around), his parents aren’t literal trash, owns his own apartment, loves to and is really good at cooking, etc

his cousins are dirty, but in a fun way

he actually doesn’t know many bad words because his family doesn’t curse like that

meanwhile, i know so many curse words in asl lmfao

they’re pretty polite, from what i’ve seen

i’ve only met his parents once bc they’re always working

but diederik (my bf) is so very nice and sweet to me

he was born in the netherlands and lived there until he was 1, then his family moved to texas for his dad’s work

my ex and his friends were heavily involved in drugs

pot, crack, meth, etc