wow, sorry to say thats fucking rude

/shrug, nah listen

he was probably already thinking that

Dudes alive

okay

He's fine and well

So anyway

He tried to jump off a building

Meanwhile a captain saw him, and said he had enough of that

So he went to the roof

Stood next to the conscript

And told him "Let's Jump Together"

Conscript suddenly went

"What?! sir! No! That's wrong! You can't do that!"

uh huh

Younevery get itchy in your nose

Captain then snapped and said he has enough shit in his life already

So let's jump

And low and behold

The Conscript who was suddenly suicidal refused to jump

It's called a slap back to reality here

You just can't fake that shit up

duh

The Conscript begged the captain not to jump 😂

slap back to reality is needed a lot

So yeah

Conscript got slapped to reality

We had to discharge him thou

He's living a normie life rn

Egyptian Treatment is 100% effective

I just really like how the captain dealt with it

Our Humor can be cruel, weird, funny, and somehow sensible in the same time

uh huh

So

Did you have a slap to reality?

@EternalDarkWolf BRETT GET GTFO

i do dont worry

Nice

i do have a reality check

Don't worry

You are therefore impossible to commit suicides l