It's called a slap back to reality here

You just can't fake that shit up

duh

The Conscript begged the captain not to jump 😂

slap back to reality is needed a lot

So yeah

Conscript got slapped to reality

We had to discharge him thou

He's living a normie life rn

Egyptian Treatment is 100% effective

I just really like how the captain dealt with it

Our Humor can be cruel, weird, funny, and somehow sensible in the same time

uh huh

So

Did you have a slap to reality?

@EternalDarkWolf BRETT GET GTFO

i do dont worry

Nice

i do have a reality check

Don't worry

You are therefore impossible to commit suicides l

*suicide

That's a Yey!

yayy

Good

Now what's your 13 steps to being the Female Bill Gates of India?

lulz, first of all complete my degree

then move out

i dont want to have a powerful position in that way

i just want inner peace

there are no steps

but my end goal is that

Nice

Anyway, let me remind you

You are scientifically proven that you can not commit any suicide attempts, so if you try to do so, that's glitch's on the matrix, don't do it
Do I sound wholesome? Absouletly fucking not, I bet I sound like a cunt who tries to put things in a nice way, but that's alright

its okay i get it

my friends did that tough love treatment to me too

Hope not tougher than mine :P

thats how i guess i got over my suicidal feelings for them

Oh, **Nice**

as in, got over it cause if they want me here, i probably do matter