He tried to get his ass discharged from every way possible
@Blaundee ❤️
But we just shrugged him off
you absolute weeb @Blaundee 😂
Told him the only way he can leave is if he pulls the gun on himself
I know, dark shit
Our Humor can be quite cruel sometimes
So anyway, he decided to jump off a building
wow, sorry to say thats fucking rude
/shrug, nah listen
he was probably already thinking that
Dudes alive
okay
He's fine and well
So anyway
He tried to jump off a building
Meanwhile a captain saw him, and said he had enough of that
So he went to the roof
Stood next to the conscript
And told him "Let's Jump Together"
Conscript suddenly went
"What?! sir! No! That's wrong! You can't do that!"
uh huh
Younevery get itchy in your nose
Captain then snapped and said he has enough shit in his life already
So let's jump
And low and behold
The Conscript who was suddenly suicidal refused to jump
It's called a slap back to reality here
You just can't fake that shit up
duh
The Conscript begged the captain not to jump 😂
slap back to reality is needed a lot
So yeah
Conscript got slapped to reality
We had to discharge him thou
He's living a normie life rn
Egyptian Treatment is 100% effective
I just really like how the captain dealt with it
Our Humor can be cruel, weird, funny, and somehow sensible in the same time
