Hru?

Well said

@Blaundee truth

Nah for real I mean like, So there's this conscript i know, he got discharged for attempting suicide

“Wisdom cannot be imparted. Wisdom that a wise man attempts to impart always sounds like foolishness to someone else ... Knowledge can be communicated, but not wisdom. One can find it, live it, do wonders through it, but one cannot communicate and teach it.”
― Hermann Hesse, Siddhartha

Fweaking out

@Blaundee ❤️

@Anime Horror Doll ❤️

Research paper

So what happened was, he was on leave, and decided that Conscription ain't for him

@Leo_girl27 ❤️

uh huh

“Doctor Who: You want weapons? We're in a library. Books are the best weapon in the world. This room's the greatest arsenal we could have. Arm yourself!

(from Tooth and Claw in Season 2)”
― Russell T. Davies

He tried to get his ass discharged from every way possible

@Blaundee ❤️

But we just shrugged him off

you absolute weeb @Blaundee 😂

Told him the only way he can leave is if he pulls the gun on himself

I know, dark shit

Our Humor can be quite cruel sometimes

So anyway, he decided to jump off a building

wow, sorry to say thats fucking rude

/shrug, nah listen

he was probably already thinking that

Dudes alive

okay

He's fine and well

So anyway

He tried to jump off a building

Meanwhile a captain saw him, and said he had enough of that

So he went to the roof

Stood next to the conscript

And told him "Let's Jump Together"

Conscript suddenly went

"What?! sir! No! That's wrong! You can't do that!"

uh huh

Younevery get itchy in your nose

Captain then snapped and said he has enough shit in his life already

So let's jump

And low and behold

The Conscript who was suddenly suicidal refused to jump