3 day house party

EW.

reasons why i don’t let people in my bedroom

Duct tape sounds all fine and dandy till you got to rip it off

Ew, parties and socializing and sex

This is why I hate house parties

all the things I don’t do

Anyway I was super drunk when it happened so I kicked them both out and then put the bedsheets out the back garden

I will never ever let anyone in my house for a party

Fuck that

Poured nail polish remover all over them

And set them on fire

Lol irish r weird

Good

Shitting on each other

No she shit herself

YOU WANNA TAKE YOUR PARTY, TAKE IT OUTSIDE

She was so drunk she shit herself

Oof

Da popolo and peepee

The people I used to be friends with at college only had parties to hook up with eachother. They each must have shagged 3+ other people in their group.😬

Outside parties are better anyways

Don't fucking bring it to my home

Eat da poopoo

Exactly

Mmmm poopoo

There are so many places you can party

My car was also crashed during that party

Example: SOME ONE ELSES HOUSE

FUCK ME IN MY SHITTER YOU FILTHY SLUT

lol

Have a darn barbecue or somethin

Tmi

Nic big steam shit

I went to bed at like 3pm on the 2nd day and when I woke up my friend had taken my car for a drive and crashed it

https://tenor.com/view/these-people-need-jesus-jesus-saving-saved-lord-gif-8821430

Ah fuckk

@Lao how you beeen, havent spoke in ages

Thanks for the anti drinking PSA

The fuck. I would be so mad.

Best story, getting head by a Byzantine Girl at a SCA event