A guy and my best friend fucked in my bed when she was super drunk and she shat herself

Goid

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The guy had a girlfriend

Ew

duct tape isnt bad tho

Eww

My family was away on holiday

So I was having a big house party

3 day house party

EW.

reasons why i don’t let people in my bedroom

Duct tape sounds all fine and dandy till you got to rip it off

Ew, parties and socializing and sex

This is why I hate house parties

all the things I don’t do

Anyway I was super drunk when it happened so I kicked them both out and then put the bedsheets out the back garden

I will never ever let anyone in my house for a party

Fuck that

Poured nail polish remover all over them

And set them on fire

Lol irish r weird

Good

Shitting on each other

No she shit herself

YOU WANNA TAKE YOUR PARTY, TAKE IT OUTSIDE

She was so drunk she shit herself

Oof

Da popolo and peepee

The people I used to be friends with at college only had parties to hook up with eachother. They each must have shagged 3+ other people in their group.😬

Outside parties are better anyways

Don't fucking bring it to my home

Eat da poopoo

Exactly

Mmmm poopoo

There are so many places you can party

My car was also crashed during that party

Example: SOME ONE ELSES HOUSE

FUCK ME IN MY SHITTER YOU FILTHY SLUT

lol

Have a darn barbecue or somethin