Message from @𝙒𝙖𝙣 π™šπ™–π™©π™šπ™§β„’

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2020-02-01 14:18:31 UTC  

There is a sweet boy who showed up at my work

2020-02-01 14:18:53 UTC  

And I don’t know what to do he’s so skinny had a limp and he won’t lleave me now. The animal shelter is full ah

2020-02-01 14:19:58 UTC  

He’s had to have had an owner he’s so sweet and knows sit and get down

2020-02-01 14:20:13 UTC  

The only thing I know to do is see if he had a chip

2020-02-01 14:30:02 UTC  

you could always sell him to your local chinese takeaway

2020-02-01 14:36:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228754920050786315/673174756178133022/unknown.gif

2020-02-01 14:48:55 UTC  

Or you could get an Apple Card, no fees

2020-02-01 14:56:45 UTC  

Gonna see how much I can get for my xbox one lol

A few of you may have seen my post about a horse called Brownie. We are no longer friends. The fat bitch kicked me in the back of the leg. Oof.

2020-02-01 15:00:40 UTC  

A Horse kicked you?

2020-02-01 15:00:49 UTC  

Damn

2020-02-01 15:00:52 UTC  

You K?

2020-02-01 15:03:49 UTC  

I know horsekicks can be quite painful like most of the time

2020-02-01 15:04:01 UTC  

oof , you okay man eater ? nothing broken i hope

2020-02-01 15:04:58 UTC  

Sup Lily

2020-02-01 15:05:08 UTC  

Also, really sucks we can't ping her

2020-02-01 15:14:34 UTC  

hey vost πŸ™‚

2020-02-01 15:18:12 UTC  

You wouldn't believe what's the most r/iamverybadass I heard today

2020-02-01 15:18:36 UTC  

"I can't die since death hasn't given me permission"

2020-02-01 15:20:54 UTC  

Funniest r/iamverybadass I've seen was a dude shadow boxing

I'm all good, thanks guys. It wasn't a full blown kick, she just barged into me because she's greedy and saw I had put her food in her stable.πŸ™„ Still hurt though and unfortunately the same leg I have pulled a muscle in so it was a pretty shit day at work.

2020-02-01 15:21:06 UTC  

When he can't throw a punch

2020-02-01 15:22:01 UTC  
2020-02-01 15:22:14 UTC  

Whats your r/iamverysmart then?

2020-02-01 15:22:52 UTC  

Mine is when I saw a fucking Jimmy Neutron

2020-02-01 15:23:13 UTC  

"You guys know you can't win an argument against me, I'm too smart to be beaten in conversation"

2020-02-01 15:23:20 UTC  

Shit I

2020-02-01 15:23:26 UTC  

Gimme a sec

2020-02-01 15:24:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228754920050786315/673186985640329226/Screenshot_20200201-152434_Reddit.jpg

2020-02-01 15:24:48 UTC  

This 1

2020-02-01 15:25:15 UTC  

Man I could smell the fucking narcissm

Well, they do say the smarter someone is the less common sense they have.

2020-02-01 15:26:59 UTC  

Ah

2020-02-01 15:27:03 UTC  

I found him

2020-02-01 15:27:17 UTC  

The most dangerous man on the internet

2020-02-01 15:27:39 UTC  

I actually don't know if I should link the video

2020-02-01 15:28:00 UTC  

If you're a man you might die from the fear

2020-02-01 15:28:24 UTC  

If you're a woman there's a 99.9% you will become pregnant

2020-02-01 15:29:07 UTC  

This man is a demi God