Paralegals do everything but practice law

I'm just fucking with you dude

I'm in law school

Damn

Was Joke :p

Bro. When I was hospitalized they made me go home on the college bus, a two hour journey, and my Mum drove me. I left college at 4:30 and got to the hospital at 7pm.😭

It costs like €800 for an ambulance ride here

@𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧™ they wanted to keep me

You're better off driving yourself

IT'S FREE HERE.

I didn't want to stay xD

about $400 in nova scotia (Canada)

doxxing is a federal offense by the way.

AND I WAS MADE TO SUFFER.

for an amberlamps ride.

It's free here too

throwing that out there.

Huh

I mostly just do research tho and write documents out

Free ambulance sounds nice

Ambulance Rides here are free

But they're always late

Unless you're the president

Wait, I might have to start paying for medical stuff now because of Brexit... Fuck.

Lol

I mean no joke

I was hit by a car

This one time , I found a guy who tried to commit suicide

Cutted his veins and shit

Bandaged him then called for an ambulance

They sounded disinterested as fuck

I don't know what happened to me, I just had serious back pain and then ended up bed ridden for 2 weeks.

I was out the next day

So second I finished, I held the guy and took him to the nearest aid station

I think I just got locked in a room

Im at school

Bro what the fuck

I got off with very little damage

😭😂

I would've pulled a Lucifer and told him do it if you really want to do it go ahead then remind them of what they'll leave behind