Message from @sal

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2020-02-03 20:39:38 UTC  

Um no

2020-02-03 20:39:42 UTC  

Thats a paramedic

2020-02-03 20:39:46 UTC  

Lol

2020-02-03 20:39:50 UTC  

Its like a nurse is to a doctor

2020-02-03 20:39:59 UTC  

๐Ÿ˜›

2020-02-03 20:40:01 UTC  

I do research for an attorney

2020-02-03 20:40:07 UTC  

I do most of their paperwork

2020-02-03 20:40:15 UTC  

I provide them with their court documents in the courtroom

2020-02-03 20:40:26 UTC  

Hold up. If you do most of their paperwork, why are they paid the big bucks?

2020-02-03 20:40:30 UTC  

Basically I do everything for an attorney hahaha

2020-02-03 20:40:37 UTC  

they're like lawyer-lite just without the courtroom work.

2020-02-03 20:40:39 UTC  

Because they went to school longer ๐Ÿ—ฟ

2020-02-03 20:40:46 UTC  

Cause paralegals don't do well enough to be attorneys

2020-02-03 20:40:52 UTC  

So they're like a sidekick

2020-02-03 20:40:54 UTC  

Its not that

2020-02-03 20:41:04 UTC  

I was deadass about to say that I've been hospitalized and never got legal advice in the ambulance ๐Ÿคฃ

I'm jealous. I want to get those coins too.๐Ÿ˜ซ

2020-02-03 20:41:06 UTC  

Lawyers have their juris doctors

2020-02-03 20:41:15 UTC  

Which makes it legal for them to practice law

2020-02-03 20:41:22 UTC  

Paralegals do everything but practice law

2020-02-03 20:41:26 UTC  

I'm just fucking with you dude

2020-02-03 20:41:29 UTC  

I'm in law school

2020-02-03 20:41:34 UTC  

Damn

2020-02-03 20:42:00 UTC  

Was Joke :p

Bro. When I was hospitalized they made me go home on the college bus, a two hour journey, and my Mum drove me. I left college at 4:30 and got to the hospital at 7pm.๐Ÿ˜ญ

2020-02-03 20:42:20 UTC  

It costs like โ‚ฌ800 for an ambulance ride here

2020-02-03 20:42:28 UTC  

You're better off driving yourself

2020-02-03 20:42:34 UTC  

I didn't want to stay xD

2020-02-03 20:42:36 UTC  

about $400 in nova scotia (Canada)

2020-02-03 20:42:37 UTC  

doxxing is a federal offense by the way.

2020-02-03 20:42:42 UTC  

for an amberlamps ride.

2020-02-03 20:42:44 UTC  

It's free here too

2020-02-03 20:42:46 UTC  

throwing that out there.

2020-02-03 20:42:53 UTC  

Huh