You made the local loli queen rise

I have a fivver

well i paid someone to loli voice the song im pretty sure someone would pay you to

@Everyone's Mother <3

@Deleted User we should start weeding out the weak

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@Sanguis you're first bitch

Jk uwu

What do you do on your fivver>

i paid for loli actress to sing the he-mans yeh yeh yeh song but i could only afford 100 words

How much was it for 100 words?

like 5$ cep there was like a tax to in total 7$

https://gph.is/2vkBj8X

That's not too bad

Welcome to the server culling

Mother you're dead

did you know something interneting @The Librarian did you know shit can also be fucking green to?

@Sanguis I'm very much alive

like full on color of shreks skin

Hey folks, what's up?

hello lunatic

I just rediscovered the sharpness of an unused razor blade.

I'm only dead on the inside, and that's caused by people like you @Sanguis

It's so good when I get to rub the painwater on fresh face cuts.

oof

But it is important to shave every now and then, at least to me.

Wow, nothing was loading

So a job interview for an office job in admin was like our directors don't like people with piercings would you be willing to remove them? Me: in all honesty, my piercings don't define the quality of my work or the way I address customers over the phone, so not really. I'd be willing to compromise but not remove them.

I dont see why you'd have to remove them, are they going to have negative effects on the photocopier, are they going to offend the printer?

beats me, maybe they remind the boomers in their ivory tower of their younger days and it offends them

I dunno, maybe admin has to interact with VIPs* who expect a "professional" appearance.
*Very Important Printer

did ask that, apparently not

just being involved with the board of directors on rare occasions

Huh.

oh wait i just got the jok lol

I wore dark lipstick to work one day, and my boss was upset about it. I told him that the color of my lips does not effect how I do my job.

😏

He didn't like me because I actually stood up for myself

I just saw my ex in the bus 🤢

I can see him, but he cant see me

you’re in a coma wake up