did you know something interneting @The Librarian did you know shit can also be fucking green to?

@Sanguis I'm very much alive

like full on color of shreks skin

Hey folks, what's up?

hello lunatic

I just rediscovered the sharpness of an unused razor blade.

I'm only dead on the inside, and that's caused by people like you @Sanguis

It's so good when I get to rub the painwater on fresh face cuts.

oof

But it is important to shave every now and then, at least to me.

Wow, nothing was loading

So a job interview for an office job in admin was like our directors don't like people with piercings would you be willing to remove them? Me: in all honesty, my piercings don't define the quality of my work or the way I address customers over the phone, so not really. I'd be willing to compromise but not remove them.

I dont see why you'd have to remove them, are they going to have negative effects on the photocopier, are they going to offend the printer?

beats me, maybe they remind the boomers in their ivory tower of their younger days and it offends them

I dunno, maybe admin has to interact with VIPs* who expect a "professional" appearance.
*Very Important Printer

did ask that, apparently not

just being involved with the board of directors on rare occasions

Huh.

oh wait i just got the jok lol

I wore dark lipstick to work one day, and my boss was upset about it. I told him that the color of my lips does not effect how I do my job.

😏

He didn't like me because I actually stood up for myself

I just saw my ex in the bus 🤢

I can see him, but he cant see me

you’re in a coma wake up

No I'm not

Ew, weird people on the bus

They suck

Lol do you do your calls on webcam or something?

Why does your lipstick color matter lol

Also, sye sye sye

My hair turned curly after shower after ages

Wuddup

They look fucking glorious eeek

Oooooh!

Beauty! Let's see

I'll put the actual result in pics, cause technically my face isn't in it

Aaaa

It liked to complain about everything. So it was at a store, so I would drink a lot of water to keep hydrated, so I'd have to pee a lot. So he'd complain about me going to the back of the store, while he sat back there and watched Netflix.

He did that when I would get stuff for customers too

Ooof