Message from @FucknOathMate
Discord ID: 275139385450823680
I'm 12 and what is this
I'm philosopher general of dingo twitter
This is a demanding job
I can see it now. You sitting with your head deep in thought. "Should I shitpost or nah?" then the light brightens and the Lord Appears and says "My son, wherever you may be I will be with you and wherever ye be, so shall ye shitpost."
I have to be sharp, and ready to tackle the higher echelons of esoteric NEET wisdom deep within my being
And eat as many mint chocolates as I can consume
aight oaff mate
D'Marcus change that shit to earl grey
He doesn't drink black tea tho?
You can put milk in earl grey
Make sure it's twinings
I just threw up in my mouth a little
Cigs in Aus are like 20 a pack but I don't smoke
20-30 I think
It's a crying shame when you can buy cigs for less than nigs. This world is upside down.
Dollarydoos are like 75 US I think
Roughly
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I don't want to be a NEET
I want to earn shekels fucking shitty government
Any of u goyim own a ps4
No. I am PCMR
I'm a peasant pls no bully
I had a business to write this shit off otherwise I'd be on a console
I'm poor anyway, but all my friends are on console
I'm so broke I don't even HAVE friends
All my friends are on the internet
F
F
The best gril I've met is in Melbourne and I'm a student do I can't go kidnap her and stuff her in my luggage
Hey speaking of Australians and Internet friends
She's also 8 years older than I am tho
26 is basically grandma tier
*rolls eyes*
All uni thots are ugly trash
Make do.
Save the race. What's wrong with you?