IF hitler won
40k would be much easier to make real

I was hungry while I was out so I nipped down the shops and copped a Bunnings snag

If Hitler had won we would be vacationing in Africa watching the Jews dig diamonds out of the ground.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kardashev_scale

I really fucking want a white earth

God damnit

We should leave africa for blacks

Imagine an Asian, Spic or black world

It'd be fucking shit

That way we can send in documentary drone cameras to show our people just how superior we are

It would also be a good place to blood the legions as part of their training

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7GeisRaias

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098206/?ref_=wl_li_tt

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1156398/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096913/?ref_=nv_sr_4

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093692/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072856/fullcredits/

http://www.jewornotjew.com/

http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/overcome-stress-by-visualizing-it-as-a-greedy-hook-nosed-race-of-creatures-1383

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/white-supremacists-do-not-own-my-haircut?utm_source=vicefbus

HELLS BELLS I'm done prodicuing show prep

Who here wants to finish writing the monologue

I can do a Pokemon go Australia shitpost

If u want

Fuckin' A Bubbah

Um let me translate

I have my copypasta somewhere

"Yes please that would be just fine thank you for your assistance."

I wrote it ages ago

She's not long tho

Make sure it's 5 minutes long and slightly esoteric. Slip in video game references to annoy @D'Marcus Liebowitz or people won't think I wrote it

Fuck

Back 2 the drawing board then

Write it about the esoterica of emus I don't care

Also put in a line about how emus are real jerks and every so often you gotta clock one to show who is in charge

I feel in chaaaarggge

Ill pm you a mad wall of text

Character limit cucked me

What's this you've said to me mate? I'll have you know I topped me bloody class in conflict resolution, and I reckon I've been part of numerous friendly yabbers, and I have roundabout 300 confirmed top blokes on me wall of legends. I am trained in polite convos and I'm the toppest of cunts in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth about as much to me as a fuckin sea urchin, but maybe a bit more than just another fuckin poof cunt. I hope we will come to have a mutually fuckin beneficial friendship unless you are a Finn or not white because shit skins and gooks can get fuckin ovened at temperatures the likes of never before seen on this Earth. Don't ya thinky dink you might be hurting some fair dinkum faggots feelings sayin that crap over the net mate? Come to gander at it mate, as we speak I am contacting the dingo hotline across the globe and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fuckin friendly orbital thong mate. The greeting gift of a fair dinkum thong to the chops should help ya with your racist bigotry against top cunts in fuckin Straya. I reckon mate that ya should look forward to it, cunt, I can be anywhere, anytime for ya and I can calm you in over seven hundred bloody ways but I reckon at least 90% of the bastards involve a thong and a cracked skull but that's just a Bloody minority of the plethora of techniques I've got to fuckin calm a cunt down.