Message from @Hand Banana

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2017-03-11 06:14:08 UTC  

Nah, I did it to throw Jim on the Fatherland off balance during his intro

2017-03-11 06:14:20 UTC  

Nobody cares in WA State. "Alt Right" what is that?

2017-03-11 06:14:37 UTC  

"It uhhhh basically Trump supporters, kind of a book club thing"

2017-03-11 06:14:38 UTC  

"k"

2017-03-11 06:14:41 UTC  

that was the end of it

2017-03-11 06:14:55 UTC  

nice

2017-03-11 06:15:03 UTC  

i gotta be a bit careful

2017-03-11 06:16:28 UTC  

a goy in my pool party group is a teacher, too...seems like there's quite a few of you out there

2017-03-11 06:16:36 UTC  

to corrupt the youth is a great opportunity

2017-03-11 06:18:53 UTC  

Corrupt? More like save the youth

2017-03-11 06:19:09 UTC  

I mean corrupt in the best way possible 😃

2017-03-11 06:19:23 UTC  

Dude not even

2017-03-11 06:19:25 UTC  

I get asked that

2017-03-11 06:19:49 UTC  

#1 question "Well how do you be alt right aand teach" gotta tell you it DOESN'T COME UP A LOT WHEN YOU ARE TEACHING MATH

2017-03-11 06:20:02 UTC  

ah, I gotcha

2017-03-11 06:20:52 UTC  

Maybe I overstepped my bounds when I made the kids read articles in Haritz that proved Eli Weisel lied by his own words maybe I didn't

2017-03-11 06:20:56 UTC  

BUT THE PRANK WAS FUNNY OK?

2017-03-11 06:21:02 UTC  

top notch prank lol

2017-03-11 06:21:13 UTC  

I had to read "night" twice in school

2017-03-11 06:21:18 UTC  

Exactly.

2017-03-11 06:21:19 UTC  

FUck

2017-03-11 06:21:20 UTC  

That

2017-03-11 06:21:21 UTC  

Shit

2017-03-11 06:21:35 UTC  

the nazis were throwing babies into the air and shooting them down with machine guns!

2017-03-11 06:21:41 UTC  

We had to teach "The Pryamid of Hate" and I pretended to not know what it was

2017-03-11 06:21:45 UTC  

it was incredibly loud! it gave me a temporary case of PTSD!

2017-03-11 06:21:58 UTC  

SO I basically taught the food pyramid, and at the top was a smug anime face

2017-03-11 06:22:02 UTC  

That's the biggest problem in education is all the subjects immune to pozz are taught by based men and the corruptable ones are taught by Jewish cat ladies.

2017-03-11 06:22:06 UTC  

I was um... asked to not come back there

2017-03-11 06:22:14 UTC  

hahaha

2017-03-11 06:22:47 UTC  

All jokes aside I mostly work in the really poor, really white areas where the kids are lacking stable dad influences. I'm happiest there.

2017-03-11 06:23:17 UTC  

I remember reading night and thinking that it was over dramatized BS.

2017-03-11 06:23:37 UTC  

I remember when I escaped the gas chambers by hiding in the sewage.

2017-03-11 06:23:44 UTC  

Lel

2017-03-11 06:24:01 UTC  

In retrospect it never happened BUT THE TRAUMA OF THE IDEA OMG GIVE OVER YUR COUNTRY TO ME REMEMBER THE POO IN THE SHOO

2017-03-11 06:24:14 UTC  

Oh Gawd it was so squishy IN MY MIND

2017-03-11 06:24:51 UTC  

kek

2017-03-11 06:25:25 UTC  

I gotta hide my power level at work, unfortunately

2017-03-11 06:27:01 UTC  

my boss is a negress

2017-03-11 06:27:12 UTC  

but HER boss (who I work with frequently) is hilarious

2017-03-11 06:27:34 UTC  

accept this fuzzy heavily cropped photo from his desk as evidence