Message from @Convo
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RIght? Blast from the past man
@Hand Banana he is an amazingly articulate kid
that was incredible
I literally couldnt believe he was saying that stuff off the cuff
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Real talk
I was thinking about very useful things I could do
and I thought of this
what if we reconstructed the auschwitz gas chamber out of cheap shit like sheetboard
and we got 4 trained muscular guys
to try and move 100 50lb dumbbells onto the elevator 10 at a time
turn the elevator on
and then sprint up the stairs
pick up the dumbbells
position them next to the six ovens on the upper level
then switch the elevator back down
sprint back down to the lower level
and repeat
and try to go for the "1 jew every 3 minutes for 5 years straight" level that was achieved by the ebil nadsiz
of course this would neglect the fact that it takes around an hour to boil off all the water in a human
and it also ignores the time it takes to actually gas the jews, which is around 20 minutes per chamber
but I think it would be a really compelling thing
and
here's the kicker
we might even get ADL funding
by spinning it with "we need to show the brutality and heartlessness required to act as mechanically as the nazis did"
Apparently it takes like 12 hours to cremate someone at 1200 degrees fahrenheit
properly cremate anyway
and you still have to grind the bones afterwards
no
it took slightly under an hour to creamate people using the ovens they have there
cremation speed hasnt really changed
Iirc imperial eagle said otherwise
well he is a fucking retard
it doesnt take 12 hours to cremate a body period
@Koba they probably cremate people for long times nowadays to get a very fine powder
not even 70 years ago
I'm sure it only takes 1 hour to boil off 50lb of water
especially in a preheated crematorium
Those ovens needed to be rebuilt after 3,000 bodies