and I thought of this

what if we reconstructed the auschwitz gas chamber out of cheap shit like sheetboard

and we got 4 trained muscular guys

to try and move 100 50lb dumbbells onto the elevator 10 at a time

turn the elevator on

and then sprint up the stairs

pick up the dumbbells

position them next to the six ovens on the upper level

then switch the elevator back down

sprint back down to the lower level

and repeat

and try to go for the "1 jew every 3 minutes for 5 years straight" level that was achieved by the ebil nadsiz

of course this would neglect the fact that it takes around an hour to boil off all the water in a human

and it also ignores the time it takes to actually gas the jews, which is around 20 minutes per chamber

but I think it would be a really compelling thing

and

here's the kicker

we might even get ADL funding

by spinning it with "we need to show the brutality and heartlessness required to act as mechanically as the nazis did"

Apparently it takes like 12 hours to cremate someone at 1200 degrees fahrenheit

properly cremate anyway

and you still have to grind the bones afterwards

no

it took slightly under an hour to creamate people using the ovens they have there

cremation speed hasnt really changed

Iirc imperial eagle said otherwise

well he is a fucking retard

it doesnt take 12 hours to cremate a body period

@Koba they probably cremate people for long times nowadays to get a very fine powder

not even 70 years ago

I'm sure it only takes 1 hour to boil off 50lb of water

especially in a preheated crematorium

Those ovens needed to be rebuilt after 3,000 bodies

@BIG4U hey are you the real saul t

It's impossible to have burned the number claimed in the time frame

Everyones talking about how ripped you are

I'm big

but I recall being like 2x as strong as you when I last talked to you

Nah

you said it was because you spent your time at sea

First of all you can claim anything you want