>tfw no pet dog

why liv

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/846151459297210369

https://twitter.com/Zorost1588/status/846243693845721088

>tfw no pet cat/flower hybrid

wat

her dog. i have no pets

@Convo

will have a kitten or two after i finish this house

that's not a pet, that's a predator

call it fluffy

https://youtu.be/VgjyCLNCY_I

i want to see someone pull that out in class

unf

thiccer

@D'Marcus Liebowitz i get mixed reviews. it's very hit and miss

the parents

friends are always trouble

that's young guy problems @Brad Small

i put myself out of a family with 20+ million... because of the parents mostly. the rest was just an itailian girl that was never happy

she was a pain in the ass. her sicilian dad was such an asshole

every rich bit of him

i once dated a non-white as well

its not fun

jk italian girls are best

i was married to a mulatto 10 yrs ago tan man

for like 2 months

i was engaged to a puerto rican so i feel your pain

huge mistake

how long did you date

compulsive liar

2.5 years

what changed your mind after marriage?

the lies came to a head and it all spilled out at once.

ah