Message from @Maj. Asshole
Discord ID: 498959067092484097
Mhm,my edgelord meter just broke...
Nah bud this is Florida. This shit is like a Wednesday for us
I see,what about internet?
will you be without light?
I have 5 or 6 flashlights and unlimited data
Last hurricane that came through I was shitposting the entire time
powerbank?
2 small, 3 mids, 2 largs
Large
Youre rich...
i cant even affor one.
I've been buying this stuff for years bud
Will try shoot the storm?
Will rape storm with peenor
I don’t think this storm is gonna hit me much
Fucking lame
> severe floods, roads blocked by trees, & power outages
> boss: "So you coming into work, anon?"
"we really need you in GM today. big sale tomorrow."
Senate you can come up here
Bring your wet suit and fins
i'll bring hazmat gear.
our customers r hecking gross to begin with.
Also bring rope. I have enough to get 2 people down at a time but more is nice
i got like 150ft of rope
Bring it
Also bring guns so we can go looter hunting
like seriously, they will run up to me close enough to fill my air with the miasma of whatever they ate this morning.
i threw up once when a crackhead that no joke, had the stench of semen on her breath, asked me about a sale. even as i vomited, she still demanded me to tell her about that sale.
Hopefully the storm curves more so I get to be in the eye
Thats funny,
as storm.
When I say I'm going to rape the storm I do mean rape
bring lube. it aint a meme.
No
I'm gonna rape this storm dry and make it suffer
rainwater aint gonna moisten ur dik
Bet.
oke but choke the storm so she will remember it like she was weak.
Tru