Take gum for it,never know who raped it before ya.

You must not understand how Florida works

Guilty,i dont.

We genuinely don't give a fuck

Ye,when i sechr for ya i see bunch of shit.

somtink like this,

Pretty much

so....i cant choose the cool guy on right or the sissy boi on left...

So i choose you as the present of florida musculinity.

My appartment is now fully fortified

It will take an act of god to get me out when the storm comes

mhm,

will you kidnad an female to rape her?

and throw he outside so...wait wrong person.

@Innaswamp wish you luck,comrade.

I don't need luck I have paranoia and a gun

Mhm,my edgelord meter just broke...

Nah bud this is Florida. This shit is like a Wednesday for us

I see,what about internet?

will you be without light?

I have 5 or 6 flashlights and unlimited data

Last hurricane that came through I was shitposting the entire time

powerbank?

2 small, 3 mids, 2 largs

Large

Youre rich...

i cant even affor one.

I've been buying this stuff for years bud

Will try shoot the storm?

Will rape storm with peenor

I don’t think this storm is gonna hit me much

Fucking lame

> severe floods, roads blocked by trees, & power outages
> boss: "So you coming into work, anon?"

"we really need you in GM today. big sale tomorrow."

Senate you can come up here

Bring your wet suit and fins

Shit I got all my dive gear

i'll bring hazmat gear.

our customers r hecking gross to begin with.