Message from @Maj. Asshole

Discord ID: 498957732532060180


2018-10-08 20:08:19 UTC  

It will take an act of god to get me out when the storm comes

2018-10-08 20:08:23 UTC  

mhm,

2018-10-08 20:08:36 UTC  

will you kidnad an female to rape her?

2018-10-08 20:08:46 UTC  

and throw he outside so...wait wrong person.

2018-10-08 20:09:39 UTC  

@Innaswamp wish you luck,comrade.

2018-10-08 20:09:56 UTC  

I don't need luck I have paranoia and a gun

2018-10-08 20:10:58 UTC  

Mhm,my edgelord meter just broke...

2018-10-08 20:11:32 UTC  

Nah bud this is Florida. This shit is like a Wednesday for us

2018-10-08 20:12:48 UTC  

I see,what about internet?

2018-10-08 20:12:53 UTC  

will you be without light?

2018-10-08 20:13:41 UTC  

I have 5 or 6 flashlights and unlimited data

2018-10-08 20:13:57 UTC  

Last hurricane that came through I was shitposting the entire time

2018-10-08 20:14:00 UTC  

powerbank?

2018-10-08 20:14:21 UTC  

2 small, 3 mids, 2 largs

2018-10-08 20:14:23 UTC  

Large

2018-10-08 20:14:29 UTC  

Youre rich...

2018-10-08 20:14:33 UTC  

i cant even affor one.

2018-10-08 20:14:46 UTC  

I've been buying this stuff for years bud

2018-10-08 20:15:38 UTC  

Will try shoot the storm?

2018-10-08 20:16:08 UTC  

Will rape storm with peenor

2018-10-08 20:39:53 UTC  

I don’t think this storm is gonna hit me much

2018-10-08 20:40:03 UTC  

Fucking lame

2018-10-08 20:41:13 UTC  

> severe floods, roads blocked by trees, & power outages
> boss: "So you coming into work, anon?"

2018-10-08 20:41:48 UTC  

"we really need you in GM today. big sale tomorrow."

2018-10-08 20:42:15 UTC  

Senate you can come up here

2018-10-08 20:42:21 UTC  

Bring your wet suit and fins

2018-10-08 20:45:11 UTC  

Shit I got all my dive gear

2018-10-08 20:46:07 UTC  

i'll bring hazmat gear.

2018-10-08 20:46:25 UTC  

our customers r hecking gross to begin with.

2018-10-08 20:47:57 UTC  

Also bring rope. I have enough to get 2 people down at a time but more is nice

2018-10-08 20:54:46 UTC  

i got like 150ft of rope

2018-10-08 20:55:09 UTC  

Bring it

2018-10-08 20:55:19 UTC  

Also bring guns so we can go looter hunting

2018-10-08 21:08:15 UTC  

like seriously, they will run up to me close enough to fill my air with the miasma of whatever they ate this morning.

i threw up once when a crackhead that no joke, had the stench of semen on her breath, asked me about a sale. even as i vomited, she still demanded me to tell her about that sale.

2018-10-08 21:09:01 UTC  

Hopefully the storm curves more so I get to be in the eye

2018-10-08 21:09:41 UTC  

Thats funny,

2018-10-08 21:10:15 UTC  

as storm.

2018-10-08 21:10:37 UTC  

When I say I'm going to rape the storm I do mean rape

2018-10-08 21:10:57 UTC  

bring lube. it aint a meme.

2018-10-08 21:12:09 UTC  

No

2018-10-08 21:12:18 UTC  

I'm gonna rape this storm dry and make it suffer