It will take an act of god to get me out when the storm comes

mhm,

will you kidnad an female to rape her?

and throw he outside so...wait wrong person.

@Innaswamp wish you luck,comrade.

I don't need luck I have paranoia and a gun

Mhm,my edgelord meter just broke...

Nah bud this is Florida. This shit is like a Wednesday for us

I see,what about internet?

will you be without light?

I have 5 or 6 flashlights and unlimited data

Last hurricane that came through I was shitposting the entire time

powerbank?

2 small, 3 mids, 2 largs

Large

Youre rich...

i cant even affor one.

I've been buying this stuff for years bud

Will try shoot the storm?

Will rape storm with peenor

I don’t think this storm is gonna hit me much

Fucking lame

> severe floods, roads blocked by trees, & power outages
> boss: "So you coming into work, anon?"

"we really need you in GM today. big sale tomorrow."

Senate you can come up here

Bring your wet suit and fins

Shit I got all my dive gear

i'll bring hazmat gear.

our customers r hecking gross to begin with.

Also bring rope. I have enough to get 2 people down at a time but more is nice

i got like 150ft of rope

Bring it

Also bring guns so we can go looter hunting

like seriously, they will run up to me close enough to fill my air with the miasma of whatever they ate this morning.

i threw up once when a crackhead that no joke, had the stench of semen on her breath, asked me about a sale. even as i vomited, she still demanded me to tell her about that sale.

Hopefully the storm curves more so I get to be in the eye

Thats funny,

as storm.

When I say I'm going to rape the storm I do mean rape

bring lube. it aint a meme.

No

I'm gonna rape this storm dry and make it suffer