Message from @Saint_Kristoph

Discord ID: 499235227147829249


2018-10-09 09:38:06 UTC  

It is antimaterial rifle

2018-10-09 09:38:14 UTC  

And destroyed some material

2018-10-09 09:38:24 UTC  

Guess it served its purpose

2018-10-09 09:40:39 UTC  

FaCtOrY rElOaDs

2018-10-09 09:50:26 UTC  

Lets not forget they make HE projectiles for these

2018-10-09 09:50:37 UTC  

So it could be detonation in chamber

2018-10-09 10:58:26 UTC  

>Be new adventurer, fresh out of the academy
>got some skills, but zero work experience
>freelancing for a local guild, money is good
>one day, recieved a goblin cleanup quest
>decent pay so why not
>invited 3 more friends who were freshmen like me just to be safe
>we got inside a dark dungein with only a torch in hand
>got ambushed by goblins
>7/10 qt mage got stabbed in the belly, bleeding badly
>priest is literally useless
>kung-fu girl got obliterated by giant goblin
>imfucked.jpeg
>got knocked out by a club, lost consciousness
>after a while, wake up hearing horse hoovesteps
>sight is blurry, but it's clearing up
>hands tied, they're probably taking me to their lair
>"hey you, you're finally awake"
>look up up to see a blond man sitting in front of me
>nononononono
>giant letters appear in the sky
>THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM
>Todd you did it again

2018-10-09 10:59:45 UTC  

is it bad that i've never played Skyrim?

2018-10-09 11:00:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/499174330102579220/unknown.png

2018-10-09 11:01:22 UTC  

But i have played Fallout New Vegas, 3, 2, and 4?

2018-10-09 12:36:21 UTC  

I've never touched any Bethesda game

2018-10-09 12:36:50 UTC  

Did you even squeezed any boobs?¨

2018-10-09 12:36:59 UTC  

Hookers doest count.

2018-10-09 14:19:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/499224426781605910/Blank_d907d4ddbbf9aad432b948469fe3bc99.jpg

2018-10-09 14:33:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/499227818820108300/image0.jpg

2018-10-09 14:37:25 UTC  

Is it real suicide pact hours yet?

2018-10-09 14:38:31 UTC  

Corn what's wrong?

2018-10-09 14:40:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/499229746555650049/image0.jpg

2018-10-09 14:41:07 UTC  

Have I Heard fallout?

2018-10-09 14:41:08 UTC  

@Sadmin @Maj. Asshole happy leif Erickson day

2018-10-09 15:02:33 UTC  

>tfw you lay down because your back and legs feel a little sore and it turns into 10 hour long ordeal of serious body pain and fever

2018-10-09 15:02:38 UTC  

In other words

2018-10-09 15:02:44 UTC  

Someone come finish me off pls.

2018-10-09 15:06:39 UTC  

No

2018-10-09 15:06:47 UTC  

Cure yourself

2018-10-09 15:06:51 UTC  

Fag

2018-10-09 15:12:31 UTC  

Daddy pls

2018-10-09 15:55:10 UTC  

Just pull the pin on your suicide grenade

2018-10-09 15:55:23 UTC  

Dont fuck pillows comrades.

2018-10-09 16:39:43 UTC  

Happy Leif Erikson Day!

2018-10-09 16:44:10 UTC  

can someone nuke brazil

2018-10-09 16:44:11 UTC  

please

2018-10-09 16:44:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/499260806983188482/unknown.png

2018-10-09 16:48:10 UTC  

F

2018-10-09 16:57:33 UTC  

F

2018-10-09 17:04:33 UTC  

>Regards, Tim

blame Tim

2018-10-09 17:23:32 UTC  

rip tim

2018-10-09 17:36:47 UTC  

tim🅱️

2018-10-09 17:40:45 UTC  

>when you lock yourself out of your house

2018-10-09 17:40:52 UTC  

Im a retard