Message from @fightingGrandpa
Discord ID: 499236309974384650
So it could be detonation in chamber
>Be new adventurer, fresh out of the academy
>got some skills, but zero work experience
>freelancing for a local guild, money is good
>one day, recieved a goblin cleanup quest
>decent pay so why not
>invited 3 more friends who were freshmen like me just to be safe
>we got inside a dark dungein with only a torch in hand
>got ambushed by goblins
>7/10 qt mage got stabbed in the belly, bleeding badly
>priest is literally useless
>kung-fu girl got obliterated by giant goblin
>imfucked.jpeg
>got knocked out by a club, lost consciousness
>after a while, wake up hearing horse hoovesteps
>sight is blurry, but it's clearing up
>hands tied, they're probably taking me to their lair
>"hey you, you're finally awake"
>look up up to see a blond man sitting in front of me
>nononononono
>giant letters appear in the sky
>THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM
>Todd you did it again
is it bad that i've never played Skyrim?
But i have played Fallout New Vegas, 3, 2, and 4?
I've never touched any Bethesda game
Did you even squeezed any boobs?¨
Hookers doest count.
Is it real suicide pact hours yet?
Corn what's wrong?
Have I Heard fallout?
@Sadmin @Maj. Asshole happy leif Erickson day
>tfw you lay down because your back and legs feel a little sore and it turns into 10 hour long ordeal of serious body pain and fever
In other words
Someone come finish me off pls.
No
Cure yourself
Daddy pls
Just pull the pin on your suicide grenade
Dont fuck pillows comrades.
Happy Leif Erikson Day!
can someone nuke brazil
please
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>Regards, Tim
blame Tim
rip tim
tim🅱️
>when you lock yourself out of your house
Im a retard
Pick the lock
break a window and get in
Lock picking engage
Angle the gun
Or if you want cool guy points kick it down