Message from @fightingGrandpa

Discord ID: 499153610764976130


2018-10-09 03:33:44 UTC  

lord

2018-10-09 03:33:47 UTC  

Blue yeti

2018-10-09 03:33:52 UTC  

Local girl never been so wrong

2018-10-09 03:33:57 UTC  

Reasonably priced but good quality

2018-10-09 03:35:48 UTC  

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2018-10-09 03:36:17 UTC  

Absolutely the fuck not

2018-10-09 03:36:40 UTC  

That's a critical failure right there.

2018-10-09 03:36:49 UTC  

That motherfucker should be dead

2018-10-09 03:37:14 UTC  

for the love of god

2018-10-09 03:37:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/499062899231293442/sweating.jpg

2018-10-09 03:44:24 UTC  

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2018-10-09 03:46:45 UTC  

Jesus fucking christ.

2018-10-09 03:46:56 UTC  

I have several questions

2018-10-09 03:53:05 UTC  

yes

2018-10-09 04:12:21 UTC  

what.

2018-10-09 05:12:25 UTC  

thanks ted

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/499086715579793408/image0.jpg

2018-10-09 08:25:02 UTC  

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2018-10-09 08:25:05 UTC  

:V

2018-10-09 09:21:51 UTC  

Wonder if that’s covered under warranty? Lol

2018-10-09 09:38:06 UTC  

It is antimaterial rifle

2018-10-09 09:38:14 UTC  

And destroyed some material

2018-10-09 09:38:24 UTC  

Guess it served its purpose

2018-10-09 09:40:39 UTC  

FaCtOrY rElOaDs

2018-10-09 09:50:26 UTC  

Lets not forget they make HE projectiles for these

2018-10-09 09:50:37 UTC  

So it could be detonation in chamber

2018-10-09 10:58:26 UTC  

>Be new adventurer, fresh out of the academy
>got some skills, but zero work experience
>freelancing for a local guild, money is good
>one day, recieved a goblin cleanup quest
>decent pay so why not
>invited 3 more friends who were freshmen like me just to be safe
>we got inside a dark dungein with only a torch in hand
>got ambushed by goblins
>7/10 qt mage got stabbed in the belly, bleeding badly
>priest is literally useless
>kung-fu girl got obliterated by giant goblin
>imfucked.jpeg
>got knocked out by a club, lost consciousness
>after a while, wake up hearing horse hoovesteps
>sight is blurry, but it's clearing up
>hands tied, they're probably taking me to their lair
>"hey you, you're finally awake"
>look up up to see a blond man sitting in front of me
>nononononono
>giant letters appear in the sky
>THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM
>Todd you did it again

2018-10-09 10:59:45 UTC  

is it bad that i've never played Skyrim?

2018-10-09 11:00:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/499174330102579220/unknown.png

2018-10-09 11:01:22 UTC  

But i have played Fallout New Vegas, 3, 2, and 4?

2018-10-09 12:36:21 UTC  

I've never touched any Bethesda game

2018-10-09 12:36:50 UTC  

Did you even squeezed any boobs?¨

2018-10-09 12:36:59 UTC  

Hookers doest count.

2018-10-09 14:19:38 UTC  

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2018-10-09 14:33:07 UTC  

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2018-10-09 14:37:25 UTC  

Is it real suicide pact hours yet?

2018-10-09 14:38:31 UTC  

Corn what's wrong?

2018-10-09 14:40:46 UTC  

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2018-10-09 14:41:07 UTC  

Have I Heard fallout?

2018-10-09 14:41:08 UTC  

@Sadmin @Maj. Asshole happy leif Erickson day

2018-10-09 15:02:33 UTC  

>tfw you lay down because your back and legs feel a little sore and it turns into 10 hour long ordeal of serious body pain and fever

2018-10-09 15:02:38 UTC  

In other words