I need to get out of bed

But it's cold

And I gotta pee

May as well just fucking shoot myself tbh

Sadmin cut the bullshit and get the fuck up

Pee in a bottle

Complaining about the cold when living in the south

Weak bitches

>complaining about the heat when living in the north

Considering it goes from significantly below zero to 90+ every year

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@Mojo

>heater went out
Figures

Fuckin 37 degrees inside

That's what, one degree celsius?

*cronch*

>having the heater on
>not just wearing 5 layers
>not leaving a jacket and pants next to bed to not freeze when getting up

Y'all ever had the runs so painful you started sobbing and begging for it to stop?
And almost pass out from it and start sweating?

>laughs in Midwest

Me innards be coming out me asshole.

Yes

Imagine having Sadmin’s kid

Yikes

That's only a singular yike tbh.

Six kids tho

Gonna suck when sadmins six kids come after him for money

>having six kids
>not having personally deposited your seed
You are like a weird mix of a bull and a cuck

I yearn for the day of being financially stable so I can nut inside my fiance *with all of the intentions to put a baby in there*

Honestly using a condom makes you a pseudo-cuck.

im tryin to get there saint nigga

>married with kids
>Finances
>Pick one

shit we've got half our wedding planned
throwing all the money ii can at my student loans

I mean. My girl is on BC. So I do get to nut.

Upgrade to an IUD

Fuck off

I mean if you don’t want kids there’s always the forbidden hole

dicc 2 thicc to fit comfortably

IUD>birth control

BC > Medical Complications

When he doesn’t have free healthcare LUL