Message from @Saint_Kristoph

Discord ID: 525012743762214912


2018-12-19 15:25:32 UTC  

Yo did anyone else ever notice that if ReviewBrah grew a beard he would look like Steve1989?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/524970549521154054/Screenshot_20181219-102419.png

2018-12-19 15:32:15 UTC  

We've established that ReviewBrah looks like MRE Steve. We've also established that they should do a collab at some point.

2018-12-19 15:33:15 UTC  

There was even a chad steve1989 and virgin reviewbrah meme

2018-12-19 16:40:48 UTC  

I need to get out of bed

2018-12-19 16:40:52 UTC  

But it's cold

2018-12-19 16:41:00 UTC  

And I gotta pee

2018-12-19 16:41:13 UTC  

May as well just fucking shoot myself tbh

2018-12-19 16:41:36 UTC  

Sadmin cut the bullshit and get the fuck up

2018-12-19 16:43:57 UTC  

Pee in a bottle

2018-12-19 16:47:46 UTC  

Complaining about the cold when living in the south

2018-12-19 16:50:01 UTC  

Weak bitches

2018-12-19 17:00:51 UTC  

>complaining about the heat when living in the north

2018-12-19 17:01:53 UTC  

Considering it goes from significantly below zero to 90+ every year

2018-12-19 17:05:04 UTC  
2018-12-19 17:15:59 UTC  

>heater went out
Figures

2018-12-19 17:16:13 UTC  

Fuckin 37 degrees inside

2018-12-19 17:16:28 UTC  

That's what, one degree celsius?

2018-12-19 17:56:28 UTC  

*cronch*

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/525008533842821130/48375778_376061336481336_4815380885459173376_n.png

2018-12-19 17:57:36 UTC  

>having the heater on
>not just wearing 5 layers
>not leaving a jacket and pants next to bed to not freeze when getting up

2018-12-19 18:13:12 UTC  

Y'all ever had the runs so painful you started sobbing and begging for it to stop?
And almost pass out from it and start sweating?

2018-12-19 18:13:44 UTC  

>laughs in Midwest

2018-12-19 18:20:40 UTC  

Me innards be coming out me asshole.

2018-12-19 18:23:47 UTC  

Yes

2018-12-19 18:30:09 UTC  

Imagine having Sadmin’s kid

2018-12-19 18:30:13 UTC  

Yikes

2018-12-19 18:35:29 UTC  

That's only a singular yike tbh.

2018-12-19 18:36:19 UTC  

Six kids tho

2018-12-19 18:37:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/525018844138438657/image0.jpg

2018-12-19 18:41:30 UTC  

Gonna suck when sadmins six kids come after him for money

2018-12-19 18:42:11 UTC  

>having six kids
>not having personally deposited your seed
You are like a weird mix of a bull and a cuck

2018-12-19 18:43:10 UTC  

I yearn for the day of being financially stable so I can nut inside my fiance *with all of the intentions to put a baby in there*

2018-12-19 18:44:01 UTC  

Honestly using a condom makes you a pseudo-cuck.

2018-12-19 18:44:25 UTC  

im tryin to get there saint nigga

2018-12-19 18:44:33 UTC  

>married with kids
>Finances
>Pick one

2018-12-19 18:45:03 UTC  

shit we've got half our wedding planned
throwing all the money ii can at my student loans

2018-12-19 18:45:20 UTC  

I mean. My girl is on BC. So I do get to nut.

2018-12-19 18:45:50 UTC  

Upgrade to an IUD

2018-12-19 18:46:27 UTC  

Fuck off

2018-12-19 18:46:51 UTC  

I mean if you don’t want kids there’s always the forbidden hole

2018-12-19 18:47:27 UTC  

dicc 2 thicc to fit comfortably