"Why is my child retarded"

I mean none of them knew it was his

So jokes on them

the child comes out fucking snorting it's own placenta juice then cuts his own umbilical cord with an iv drip needle

I DO NOT CONTROL THE RATE AT WHICH LOBSTERS DIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_KBvP0_8Tc

Hey guys I found @FireRising in Chechnya

Yo did anyone else ever notice that if ReviewBrah grew a beard he would look like Steve1989?

We've established that ReviewBrah looks like MRE Steve. We've also established that they should do a collab at some point.

There was even a chad steve1989 and virgin reviewbrah meme

I need to get out of bed

But it's cold

And I gotta pee

May as well just fucking shoot myself tbh

Sadmin cut the bullshit and get the fuck up

Pee in a bottle

Complaining about the cold when living in the south

Weak bitches

>complaining about the heat when living in the north

Considering it goes from significantly below zero to 90+ every year

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347045440958627841/524749097287155734/image0-7-1.png

@Mojo

>heater went out
Figures

Fuckin 37 degrees inside

That's what, one degree celsius?

*cronch*

>having the heater on
>not just wearing 5 layers
>not leaving a jacket and pants next to bed to not freeze when getting up

Y'all ever had the runs so painful you started sobbing and begging for it to stop?
And almost pass out from it and start sweating?

>laughs in Midwest

Me innards be coming out me asshole.

Yes

Imagine having Sadmin’s kid

Yikes

That's only a singular yike tbh.

Six kids tho

Gonna suck when sadmins six kids come after him for money

>having six kids
>not having personally deposited your seed
You are like a weird mix of a bull and a cuck

I yearn for the day of being financially stable so I can nut inside my fiance *with all of the intentions to put a baby in there*