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2020-03-07 14:12:37 UTC  
2020-03-07 14:21:59 UTC  

This seems to be the part a lot of people are missing - flu deaths are much higher because it's already all over the globe...
...WuFlu is still comparatively contained, but it'll get everywhere eventually.
https://twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status/1236075135720984581?s=20
https://twitter.com/juniordrblog/status/1236272403241721856?s=20

2020-03-07 14:24:15 UTC  

When Coronoa is as widespread as "just the flu bro" we will see its true power.

2020-03-07 14:24:49 UTC  

Even if the death rate were the same, that would still be bad, because then you would just have 2x the death of the regular flu, but add on "no vaccine" to that....

2020-03-07 14:25:03 UTC  

and the spread rate seems much higher

2020-03-07 14:34:15 UTC  

It's mostly old folk that need to worry - everybody else on a healthy diet should be fine.

2020-03-07 14:50:35 UTC  

Interesting, I wonder if the EU have offered him more money...
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1236301829732020225?s=20

2020-03-07 14:58:38 UTC  
2020-03-07 15:00:56 UTC  

just spraying for Ewoks. Move along.

2020-03-07 16:30:58 UTC  

Coronavirus updates so far today:
- Iran: 1,076 new cases, 21 new deaths
- South Korea: 274 new, 4 new deaths
- France: 103 new, 2 new deaths
- Spain: 98 new, 5 new deaths
- Netherlands/Belgium: 60 new each
- Switzerland: 54 new
- UK: 42 new cases

2020-03-07 16:51:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664331839044976671/685892464602775597/chrome_2020-03-08_05-32-07.png

2020-03-07 16:51:51 UTC  

lmfao they've given up on testing in Washington

2020-03-07 16:51:59 UTC  

it's 'endemic'
'too risky to test'
wtf you don't know how to make testing medical staff wear proper protection gear? are you yanks just retarded?

2020-03-07 17:02:29 UTC  

@DeletedUser they just invited the critical muslim mass so everything gets stolen

2020-03-07 17:20:20 UTC  

I think it shows just how nonsense the official Chinese figures are.

2020-03-07 17:32:56 UTC  

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
...The WuFlu Vaccine has arrived
https://twitter.com/bigthink/status/1235587280204595208?s=20

2020-03-07 17:36:11 UTC  

So the next time you hear someone tell you they never get ill... you know what the score is 😉

2020-03-07 17:42:53 UTC  

all this time the cure was just an arm length away

2020-03-07 19:26:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664331839044976671/685931279253766319/IMG_20200307_231756.png

2020-03-07 19:26:01 UTC  

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2020-03-07 20:35:27 UTC  

The conspiracy theories are running wild among Americans atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2k-BjyMfc8

2020-03-07 21:56:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664331839044976671/685969235247104050/seriousTwitterSourced.png

2020-03-07 21:59:08 UTC  

Better off mixing in Aloe Vera gel instead of water to prevent dryness of the skin.

2020-03-07 22:08:22 UTC  

As a result of COVID-19 many areas are running out of disinfectants so it may be good to spread information on how to produce your own. Background for the method: https://www.cambridge.org/core/services/aop-cambridge-core/content/view/3922CF5E6D96E5F8E6D1C25C53A828B8/S0195941700042752a.pdf/using_alcohol_for_hand_antisepsis_dispelling_old_myths.pdf

2020-03-07 22:45:08 UTC  

"The two people most likely to control the U.S. nuclear arsenal, and with it the capacity to blow up civilization, through January 2025 are both well into their seventies and facing pervasive public speculation that they are becoming senile."
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/03/07/2020-dementia-campaign-123106

2020-03-07 23:47:54 UTC