Message from @DarthSammich

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2020-03-07 00:59:10 UTC  

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2020-03-07 03:46:35 UTC  

"cruise until you drop" will be next season's advertising slogan...
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236133982586224641?s=20

2020-03-07 03:52:28 UTC  

I have seen a lot of Princess Cruises ads on TV at work

2020-03-07 03:52:34 UTC  

they are desparate

2020-03-07 04:00:16 UTC  

oof

2020-03-07 04:07:52 UTC  
2020-03-07 11:07:37 UTC  
2020-03-07 11:14:21 UTC  

How much toilet paper do people need?
Look at her trolley at the end of the clip, LOL
https://twitter.com/9NewsAUS/status/1236088663093608448

2020-03-07 11:20:35 UTC  

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2020-03-07 12:06:05 UTC  

Nurses refused testing by CDC
http://archive.is/Dw2qG
CDC declares it endemic, no more nasopharyngeal testing
http://archive.is/Em4Pj

2020-03-07 14:12:37 UTC  
2020-03-07 14:21:59 UTC  

This seems to be the part a lot of people are missing - flu deaths are much higher because it's already all over the globe...
...WuFlu is still comparatively contained, but it'll get everywhere eventually.
https://twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status/1236075135720984581?s=20
https://twitter.com/juniordrblog/status/1236272403241721856?s=20

2020-03-07 14:24:15 UTC  

When Coronoa is as widespread as "just the flu bro" we will see its true power.

2020-03-07 14:24:49 UTC  

Even if the death rate were the same, that would still be bad, because then you would just have 2x the death of the regular flu, but add on "no vaccine" to that....

2020-03-07 14:25:03 UTC  

and the spread rate seems much higher

2020-03-07 14:34:15 UTC  

It's mostly old folk that need to worry - everybody else on a healthy diet should be fine.

2020-03-07 14:50:35 UTC  

Interesting, I wonder if the EU have offered him more money...
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1236301829732020225?s=20

2020-03-07 14:58:38 UTC  
2020-03-07 15:00:56 UTC  

just spraying for Ewoks. Move along.

2020-03-07 16:30:58 UTC  

Coronavirus updates so far today:
- Iran: 1,076 new cases, 21 new deaths
- South Korea: 274 new, 4 new deaths
- France: 103 new, 2 new deaths
- Spain: 98 new, 5 new deaths
- Netherlands/Belgium: 60 new each
- Switzerland: 54 new
- UK: 42 new cases

2020-03-07 16:51:47 UTC  

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2020-03-07 16:51:51 UTC  

lmfao they've given up on testing in Washington

2020-03-07 16:51:59 UTC  

it's 'endemic'
'too risky to test'
wtf you don't know how to make testing medical staff wear proper protection gear? are you yanks just retarded?

2020-03-07 17:02:29 UTC  

@DeletedUser they just invited the critical muslim mass so everything gets stolen

2020-03-07 17:20:20 UTC  

I think it shows just how nonsense the official Chinese figures are.

2020-03-07 17:32:56 UTC  

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
...The WuFlu Vaccine has arrived
https://twitter.com/bigthink/status/1235587280204595208?s=20

2020-03-07 17:36:11 UTC  

So the next time you hear someone tell you they never get ill... you know what the score is 😉

2020-03-07 17:42:53 UTC  

all this time the cure was just an arm length away