Message from @Alfadir
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If Boris stopped meddling in the affairs of Africa they would more quickly ascend to their rightful place as kangz of da world.
Not only do you have to make sure you don't marry a psycho, you have to make sure you don't move in next to a psycho...
https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/woman-38-charged-with-murder-of-father-of-three-in-west-dublin-38993214.html
Don't worry folks, the BBC will save us from fake news about the outbreak...
***Coronavirus fake news spreading fast*** https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-51628990
End Times Are Here
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ofc
utter catastrophe in the making.
https://www.voanews.com/usa/minnesota-men-who-joined-al-shabab-now-remorseful Some of the "Minnesota men"
lol, don't they know those chimneys were made by Russia?
Feds rounding up the BoomerWaffen
`Employees were notified by email that an active shooter was in or near the second-floor stairwell of the sprawling factory’s Building 4. Police responded at 2:11 p.m.`
lol, E-boomers
notified by email of a shooter
wtf
>sprawling factory
might be a really big place
heh
yeah, but Email? how the fuck is that an efficient method of warning?
You will hear the gunshots before you hear your email beep
maybe it's very loud, idk
yeah, but who gets that notice? office workers?
what about factory floor people?
smart phone vibration
WELP, better stop working this line..... time to check email
that doesnt happen in factories