Long bonds.

Oh dope

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/breaking-coronavirus-brazilian-president-jair-21687810

stonks.

mfw people are intentionally spreading the virus

Reminds me of the licking ice cream stunt that went viral, figuratively and probably literally, not too long ago.

I really wouldn't doubt that kind of shit. it's the mentality homos have about having gay cancer.

yeah for real though

you guys see that video of that guy licking the pole on a subway

https://www.the-sun.com/news/523765/train-passenger-in-coronavirus-mask-arrested-for-licking-his-fingers-and-wiping-them-over-pole-on-belgium-subway/

makes sense because

it's a

BIOWEAPON

last meal request

Someone should have killed that guy

Ideally corona

Yall buy your quercetin

Buying case of canned fish, see charge is from seattle, cancel order

Spread corona to RBG

The virgin self isolator vs the chad super spreader

He became the infection

Coronavirus is one man named Cory who travels the world cousing trouble

And nobody can stop him

I dont find that funny

cor' on a vi(be) rus(SIA)

:

I get all news from housemate

Trump seems completely out of it at this conference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EJS7xGRNbk

Cuz he’s sick with corona virus duh

Nah, he's scared because the economic growth he caused literally melted like sand in the face of global standstill and there's a very real threat of a deep depression for a long foreseeable future.

Threat? Inevitable

I aint even upset tho. I've got them n100's. I've got my foods. Now I'm just deciding what I'm gonna buy, can't decide whether to throw money at precious metals that just got cheap AF for long term saving that won't be extremely impacted by impending inflation, which would really just make the value go up, or to throw the dice in the market when it goes down further.

He sounds as though he's either about to collapse or affecting a sobering tone.

Difficult to tell with Trump.

Now he's steamrolling through his script.