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@somniostatic

Dude

You ok bro?

No performative cruelty

Wanna check in on you bud

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/12/fed-to-pump-more-than-500-billion-into-short-term-bank-funding-expand-types-of-security-purchases.html

🙂

This is my hobby/day/swing trade portfolio rn

Market open will probably be a falling knife but I wonder if it will rally ?

https://uk.investing.com/indices/indices-futures Futures are signalling at least a short term rally, markets are going to like a $1.5t pump. I think it'll be short lived though, monetary policy can only do so much in the face of a pandemic like this.

Part of me wants to pull $ until Monday but idk

Never traded through anything like this lmao

Long bonds.

Oh dope

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/breaking-coronavirus-brazilian-president-jair-21687810

stonks.

mfw people are intentionally spreading the virus

Reminds me of the licking ice cream stunt that went viral, figuratively and probably literally, not too long ago.

I really wouldn't doubt that kind of shit. it's the mentality homos have about having gay cancer.

yeah for real though

you guys see that video of that guy licking the pole on a subway

https://www.the-sun.com/news/523765/train-passenger-in-coronavirus-mask-arrested-for-licking-his-fingers-and-wiping-them-over-pole-on-belgium-subway/

makes sense because

it's a

BIOWEAPON

last meal request

Someone should have killed that guy

Ideally corona

Yall buy your quercetin

Buying case of canned fish, see charge is from seattle, cancel order

Spread corona to RBG