St Patrick is tuesday

I don’t own any calendars

Nor do i

I can tell by the sun

King shit

I just realized sleepy bearded Noam Chomsky looks like Thomas Wictor

noam chomsky's dementia created a split personality inverse of all his political ideologies in 2014

his name, Thomas Wictor

noam slonksky

if you get sick, head to mexico, they've been setting up some prolific first response in order to deal with the virus, being late victims, they had a huge index of necessities and with a relatively smaller population, are over stocked.
it's no joke, america's system will be over burdened, but in mexico's economy, you can buy your way through the process on a level of $700 max. it's super reliable and super unregulated in terms of who can utilize this system.

No I don’t think I will

@TK YO GH TS imma come give you a smooch on the check

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_Party_(United_States)?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Useless_machine

my father was a gamer

@Plumpy

ayyyyyyy

yeah had to invite my nigga plumpy

Jon Plump

@Plumpy nigger

😡

god corona content is easier to farm likes than charlottesville was

RIP St. Jon Crumb

after months of nothing happening, finally something happens, and folks have content to make again. Feels good

Finally some good fucking news

shawn wasn't kidding

nobody listens to you at all until you say "actually i'm already sick"

they change their tune at warp speed

@somniostatic

I know about 20-30 people that booked flights YESTERDAY to go get shithoused in Nola/Chicago/Miami

Fucking retards

my mom is flying to florida tomorrow and i can't talk her out of it

why has no one made a "gimme my skull" 50 cent blood on the sand supercut

Don't question the wisdom of boomers.

we had bob dylan dont tell me what to do
[falls backwards into pile of dirty needles]

Once the normies die out the economy is probably going to be based

Then we become boomers, completing the cycle.

I am become Boomer, destroyer of worlds

gen x to boomer transition is going to hurt

real bad