Message from @Rod_doesn't_understand_humor

Discord ID: 301094605284442122


2017-04-10 20:29:31 UTC  

I want Sven to do a cover

2017-04-10 20:29:41 UTC  

Holland, 1945

2017-04-10 20:30:28 UTC  

I need to think about the lyrics

2017-04-10 20:30:48 UTC  

+1 two headed goy

2017-04-10 20:31:29 UTC  

Two Headed Boy is one of my favorite songs to play on acoustic, it really tests your barre chord strength.

2017-04-10 20:31:58 UTC  

When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers
And how you built a tower tumbling through the trees
In holy rattlesnakes that fell all around your feet

And your mom would stick a fork right into daddy's shoulder
And dad would throw the garbage all across the floor
As we would lay and learn what each other's bodies were for

And this is the room one afternoon I knew I could love you
And from above you how I sank into your soul
Into that secret place where no one dares to go

And your mom would drink until she was no longer speaking
And dad would dream of all the different ways to die
Each one a little more than he could dare to try

2017-04-10 20:32:12 UTC  

i dont know how the fuck to fascify that

2017-04-10 20:32:47 UTC  

alright

2017-04-10 20:32:53 UTC  

two headed goy has better lyrics for this

2017-04-10 20:32:55 UTC  

but the name is bad

2017-04-10 20:33:07 UTC  

skull masked goy maybe

2017-04-10 20:33:08 UTC  

i dunno

2017-04-10 20:34:46 UTC  

Two headed jew

2017-04-10 20:36:56 UTC  

real talk

2017-04-10 20:37:01 UTC  

if you nazis win

2017-04-10 20:37:16 UTC  

there wont be any retards to make top tier albums like this

2017-04-10 20:37:17 UTC  

checkmate nazi

2017-04-10 20:37:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/301093304148295701/unknown.png

2017-04-10 20:37:18 UTC  

s

2017-04-10 20:42:24 UTC  

well fuck

2017-04-10 20:42:27 UTC  

Someone come talk to me

2017-04-10 20:44:56 UTC  

Real talk

2017-04-10 20:45:02 UTC  

is SWANS pretentious hipster bullshit

2017-04-10 20:45:08 UTC  

or is it actually art

2017-04-10 20:45:37 UTC  

I saw swans live it was great

2017-04-10 20:46:54 UTC  

Lunacy spoops me every time

2017-04-10 20:51:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/301096928878264320/louise.png

2017-04-10 20:54:53 UTC  

@Bero dammit she found out we aren't nazis but are really austrio-hungary nationalists trying to bring backh the second reich

2017-04-10 20:55:04 UTC  

we would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling jews

2017-04-10 20:57:00 UTC  

GOD

2017-04-10 20:57:01 UTC  

DAMMIT

2017-04-10 20:57:07 UTC  

Just found out about my new boss

2017-04-10 20:57:09 UTC  

he's a fucking KRAUT

2017-04-10 20:57:29 UTC  

Anschluss'd again

2017-04-10 20:57:47 UTC  

a white one?

2017-04-10 20:58:43 UTC  

>germans

2017-04-10 20:58:44 UTC  

>white

2017-04-10 20:58:55 UTC  

what little aryan DNA they have was STOLEN from us glorious western slavs

2017-04-10 20:58:58 UTC  

FACT

2017-04-10 20:59:45 UTC  

potatoes are white though since they are the direct descendants of the pyramid pilots that brought micromelanin-itis to earth

2017-04-10 21:00:19 UTC  

implying austrio hungary was even real