Message from @dorkface

Discord ID: 682877015401168909


2020-02-05 23:17:17 UTC  

More than 11% of forklifts in use today will be involved in accidents every year. Most result in less than serious injuries, but more than 35,000 workers will be killed or seriously injured.

Forklift accidents are preventable! Accident prevention starts with comprehensive driver training. It continues with constant refreshers and reminders to follow important safety rules.

Even experienced drivers can forget the basic safety rules that they should be following. Things like the stability triangle, forklift inspections, seatbelts and other important safety considerations in powered industrial truck operations.

In this safety video we cover 8 safety rules that all forklift operators must follow at all times while on a forklift or other powered industrial truck.

It is also important that everyone who works around powered industrial trucks become familiar with the safety rules. Pedestrian accidents are the number two cause of fatalities involving forklifts and other powered industrial trucks.

2020-02-05 23:17:30 UTC  

RIP kirk

2020-02-08 14:04:27 UTC  

Well, see it’s funny you say that because I suffer (for lack of a better word, I love it) from maladaptive daydreaming. I have many, many anthologies but my favorite and most vivid one is the one where me and asuka are the last humans on earth and instead of trying to be serious and save humanity we just travel the world doing whatever we want. For her birthday I knocked over all of the Stonehenge rocks and broke them to form “asuka” in the grass. Next, I took her to the pyramids and gave her all of the beautiful jewelry worn by Egyptians of the past; she deserves only the most opulent things. Right now we’re working on a space program so that we can go to other worlds besides earth, because in our 6 long years of doing this every day for an hour before bed asuka and I have exhausted the world almost clean of all it’s riches and pleasures. I could wipe her memory and have her experience these things again, but i do this very sparingly cause I don’t want to mistreat her. I feel bad for people unable to experience this joy.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542427382955638794/675703496506474525/schizo_chad.jpg

2020-02-08 14:06:25 UTC  

well not we'll

2020-02-10 15:31:49 UTC  

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, who pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter-dot-com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have TWENTY THREE HOURS before the piss DRRRRRROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

2020-02-10 21:04:04 UTC  

I have noticed that, although this discord has 88 members, I am not receiving 88 reactions on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'react'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

2020-02-12 21:15:09 UTC  

You cursed and damned alien pieces of shit. You really want to supposedly "Kobayashi Maru" the nobody, except it's not amd you're just trying to get rid of him so you can prop up your own favorite Lil Nazibody nobody bitch.
Nah. How about you get a taste of your own unwinnable test. Where the entire universe turns on you and you all are going to fucking die.
Let's scale up your bullshit "Kobayashi Maru" to your scale and see if you can pass, ie survive when the entire universe turns against you. Impossible test, right?! But you are tough guys, right?!

2020-02-14 17:09:32 UTC  

I cannot fucking stand glitch shit, if you want that aesthetic just piss in your hardware or use a magnet damaged cathode-ray tv. And anons use this look in webms they make, fucking why you would put multiple layers of static inbetween your idea and the audience is beyond me. Unless your just a incomprehensible, stuttering, stammering mouth-breathing retarded.

2020-02-14 21:10:00 UTC  

I cannot fucking stand glitch shit, if you want that aesthetic just piss in your hardware or use a magnet damaged cathode-ray tv. And anons use this look in webms they make, fucking why you would put multiple layers of static inbetween your idea and the audience is beyond me. Unless your just a incomprehensible, stuttering, stammering mouth-breathing retarded. Having glitch art says "my best ideas are overshadowed by licking corroded batteries".

2020-02-15 21:33:49 UTC  

NICE I HAVE FUCKING CANCERKID TURBOVIRGIN AUTIST DOWNSYNDROME JEHOVASWITNESS ON MY TEAM CLAIMING HE PALYS ONLY HIGH AND I CALL HIM RETARD POSER WANNABE NIGGER AND I GET BANNED

2020-02-15 23:51:43 UTC  

Nintendo's games are psyops.
Anime and VR make you a braindead faggot.
Niggers are spooks and water is wet.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542427382955638794/678388000547274772/1518434154381.png

2020-02-18 21:37:07 UTC  

To all the femcels on Discord,

We see you posting everyday, images and links about love, Reddit links about romantic gestures someone made.

Yet we see you talking to the boy who negs you, calls you a whore, says he hates all women, talks about his dick non-stop, and is overly toxic to everyone in the server.

We see this every day.

For once, please stop trying to get his attention. Turn around and notice the boy trying to get you to fall in love with him.

We are the boys of Discord. We're awkward and quiet, but funny and romantic. We want to do those romantic gestures for you just as much as you want them.

Please, STOP. Turn around and notice us. We've been trying to get your attention for a while now.

2020-02-19 23:13:09 UTC  

Excuse me?! Did you just say what I think you just Fucking said?! I swear to fucking Christ there will be hell. You really know how to piss someone off don't you? And Btw, Phycology, the study of behaivors and mentalities. I have a pretty well understanding on the topic at Hand. You want my bite? Here's my Bite. I vote, I do my taxes, I try to love like a normal citizen. But everywhere I turn it's situations like this. I can't just be Living here can I? No, because of people like you two, making jokes and disrepecting the Trans community, I have to constantly live with the reminder that I'm not good enough.

2020-02-19 23:13:51 UTC  

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2020-02-19 23:14:03 UTC  

Excuse me?! Did you just say what I think you just Fucking said?! I swear to fucking Christ there will be hell. You really know how to piss someone off don't you? And Btw, Navy Seals, the study of numerous secret raids against Al-Queada. I have a pretty well understanding, as I have over 300 confirmed kills. You want my bite? Here's my Bite. I vote, I graduate top of my class, I wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. But everywhere I turn it's combat situations like this. I can't just be Killing here can I? No, because of terrorists like you two, making IEDs and disrespecting the Navy Seals community, I have to constantly live with the reminder that I am the best of the best.

2020-02-19 23:17:40 UTC  

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2020-02-19 23:17:52 UTC  

Excuse me?! Did you just say what I think you just Fucking said?! I swear to fucking Christ there will be hell. You really know how to piss someone off don't you? And Btw, I'm a gamer. I have a pretty well understanding on the topic at Hand. You want my bite? Here's my Bite. I vote, I do my taxes, I try to love like a normal citizen. But everywhere I turn it's situations like this. I can't just be Living here can I? No, because of people like you two, making jokes and disrepecting the Gaming community, I have to constantly live with the reminder that I'm not good enough.

2020-02-25 12:27:07 UTC  

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2020-02-26 13:18:20 UTC  

When I was 13, I was convinced that Jews controlled global financial networks and that black Americans committed homicide at a higher rate than whites. I believed that the wage gap was a fallacy fabricated by feminists, and I was an avid supporter of the men’s rights movement. I accepted all of the alt-right maxims I saw as a Reddit moderator, despite my Jewish upbringing in a liberal household with a tight-knit family that taught me compassion, empathy, and respect for others.

2020-02-26 13:21:16 UTC  

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2020-02-28 09:09:27 UTC  

When we win, remember these people want you broke, dead, and your kids raped and murdered, and they think it’s funny

2020-02-28 09:09:30 UTC  

🤡

2020-03-01 15:41:23 UTC  

If there's anybody from Sioux South Dakota, or if you know anyone from there, please message me directly. Thank you

2020-03-02 13:50:19 UTC  

<:smork:309402628050124801>

2020-03-04 21:30:00 UTC  

I remember being in a club with some friends, and this desperate fat ugly bitch put her hand on my shoulder to get my attention. I turned and looked at her, I've never felt more uncomfortable in my life. I was staring at a genetic dead end, I felt a chill down my spine, as if the grim reaper himself had placed his hand on my shoulder.

2020-03-05 17:14:53 UTC  

I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantasizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like star trek seven of nineIn 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kind of sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading a catholic army like dune, of mexicans or brazilians? that was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. she reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said juicy or toxic as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about the age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks. Dr. Tsakalis has an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytex had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched disks to each other's assholes.

2020-03-06 06:57:17 UTC  

wrap a bungie cord around your neck and backflip off a bridge

2020-03-07 03:58:57 UTC  

<:soy:415618830056947732> <:gigachad:683016405243003013>
durrrr the metaphysical message of NGE Haha Asuka is so cute
is cleanly interwoven with the mentality
of the post-WW2 average Japanese male
bla bla Bible references bla bla depression

2020-03-07 06:59:27 UTC  

trannies are such an accurate representation of modern society
trying to be something it isn't and couldn't be, then suicide.

2020-03-08 12:22:31 UTC  

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2020-03-10 17:36:47 UTC  

5’6”, 4” cock, 30, minimum wage job. I post memes online XD. I run an instagram meme page and have 700,000 karma on reddit 😎. Looking for a japanese girl with nice tits and preferably a virgin. I live in an 500 square foot apartment and own 4 cats. Btw I’m also a furry :3

2020-03-10 17:39:11 UTC  

When you e-date me you’re under my dictatorship. Rule 1, no disobeying. Rule 2, always address me as daddy, sir or master. Rule 3, always show daddy what you’re wearing every day (especially if you changed outfits). Rule 4, call more than text. Rule 5, be comfortable around daddy. Rule 6, be honest with daddy. Rule 7 have a “back to normal” safe word of my choice which would be “serious”. Rule 8, only sleep with daddy on the phone. Rule 9, always text daddy good morning and good night if we’re not on the phone at night or morning. Rule 10, if something is bothering you always come to daddy about it. Rule 11, if you cannot sleep at night or take a nap call or Text daddy. Rule 12, if daddy says he’s busy it means he’s busy and cannot call you but often can text. Rule 13, when asked question always answer yes daddy or no daddy. PUNISHMENT Punishment 1, if daddy is in the mood when you break a rule, he will use you however he wants (pics vids vc etc) and you HAVE to obey him. Punishment 2, if you disobey daddy, you will feel pain. Punishment 3, if you break a rule daddy won’t give you as much attention as you want and you have to win his attention back.

2020-03-11 07:07:41 UTC  

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2020-03-11 21:03:12 UTC  

I just blocked you! On Discord! You know what that fucking means, kid? It means fuck nothing because you can still see me, and I can still click and see your messages! Imagine that. How fucking stupid is that? It's almost as if I'm not mature enough to just be the bigger person and ignore the person that's bothered me. But no, I have to announce it to the entire server "Hey idiot, I blocked you hahaha!" What a stand up move, truly a sight to behold. Especially in the controversial world that is 2019, to actually block somebody and let them know that I did it! Amazing right? I wish I could be as edgy and cool as you to block a person on Discord that I don't like! But I am just a small nobody plebian that has no reason for being in your sight as you are truly on a higher social status than myself. Oh great intellectual, I am truly blessed and honored to be in your presence, considering all the great things you have done for this server, and Discord as a whole unified platform!

2020-03-14 14:08:23 UTC  

I would like to send you this message to update you on my procedures for handling this Covid-19 crisis. First step was stealing all the toilet paper, to secure my toilet paper fort and supply it with ammunition. Second step was to break some wine bottles in a Sams club to knife some fools who thinks they too, can steal my toilet paper. From there I plan on expanding my toilet paper kingdom. When I finally get the corona's, I figure I will show ppl my sweet NBA moves and touch everything. Then on Doctor's orders, probably travel the world. They tell me Antarctica doesn't have it yet....who knows...dream big.

2020-03-15 01:12:33 UTC  

You people laugh now, but these guys will be the KINGS of post-apocalyptic life. They thought ahead, they planned, and you didn't. Here's a quick scenario for you:
>13 months from now, after corona has killed off 75% of the US
>stores are empty, the dead just lay in the streets because no one will pick them up
>you ran out of supplies weeks ago, have to shit
>local TP Czar has taken over the largest house and rules all the lands for miles
>people pay fealty to the toilet paper Lord
>tributes of food, medicine, and their own daughters and wives to appease him
>you have nothing, but you still have needs. You hope the Lord will be merciful
>you head out to his palace, surrounded by 24/7 armed guards
>the guards strip you nearly naked, checking for anything of value
>then they escort you to the "throne" room
>there he sits, cool, calm, and collected. He has no issues emptying his bowels at any time
>a throne of TP, adorned with canned food, bottled water, and naked women
>you clench your cheeks and kneel before him
>"Speak, peasant" he commands, his voice booming and healthy. You know he dropped logs off today
>"P-please... My Lord... I need a roll... I don't have much to offer but I promise I will repay you somehow" you manage to squeak out
>"Oh, I'm sure we'll find something for you to do." The TP Czar chuckles. His guards chuckle. His concubines chuckle. Your face stings and your stomach hurts
>he picks up a small, half used roll of TP. Spits on it, then throws it on the ground before you.
>"T-thank you your majesty... Thank you!" You say, scooping up the TP
>"Do not forget the debt you now owe." The TP ruler says as you rush out of his palace. You feel as though you've just sold your soul, and that may be true, but at least you can go on living for a few more days

2020-03-15 02:42:12 UTC  

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average american uses one roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

2020-03-15 14:49:51 UTC  

Pickle Rick is a masterpiece.

The episode where Rick turns himself into a pickle is a genuine classic and a perfect representation of Rick's philosophy of life. Rick's worst fear is being emotionally vulnerable to those he sees as intellectually beneath him, which is everyone. In order to escape a meeting with a therapist who might actually force him to confront his feelings, Rick chooses to turn himself into a literal pickle.

2020-03-16 20:25:02 UTC  

2020-03-17 02:38:37 UTC  

Actually no, with ancap lolis would not be legal. That's a common misnomer. Under Anarcho Capitalism, children's rights are defined by the same thing the rest of all rights in ancap are based off of: Natural Law. In the case of children, they are only able to fully actualize when they are able to make the decision to actualize. This point is determined when they are willing/do leave home. The parent's rights of the children would be as follows: Children are the 'property' of parents in so far as the parents are the ones that act as their agent in all matters. However, the 'property right' of these children is transferable along the lines of mutual exchange (much like adoption agencies today, except without thousands of people being priced out of the market) The parents have no right to inflict damage upon the child, as that is a violation of the natural rights. However, the parents are not in any way obligated to actually care for the child, at least not by right. This allows parents to let defective children die off, rather than being saddled with a burden that is both unjust and a violation of their own rights.