Message from @dorkface

Discord ID: 688760883056214069


2020-02-26 13:18:20 UTC  

When I was 13, I was convinced that Jews controlled global financial networks and that black Americans committed homicide at a higher rate than whites. I believed that the wage gap was a fallacy fabricated by feminists, and I was an avid supporter of the men’s rights movement. I accepted all of the alt-right maxims I saw as a Reddit moderator, despite my Jewish upbringing in a liberal household with a tight-knit family that taught me compassion, empathy, and respect for others.

2020-02-26 13:21:16 UTC  

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2020-02-28 09:09:27 UTC  

When we win, remember these people want you broke, dead, and your kids raped and murdered, and they think it’s funny

2020-02-28 09:09:30 UTC  

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2020-03-01 15:41:23 UTC  

If there's anybody from Sioux South Dakota, or if you know anyone from there, please message me directly. Thank you

2020-03-02 13:50:19 UTC  

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2020-03-04 21:30:00 UTC  

I remember being in a club with some friends, and this desperate fat ugly bitch put her hand on my shoulder to get my attention. I turned and looked at her, I've never felt more uncomfortable in my life. I was staring at a genetic dead end, I felt a chill down my spine, as if the grim reaper himself had placed his hand on my shoulder.

2020-03-05 17:14:53 UTC  

I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantasizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like star trek seven of nineIn 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kind of sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading a catholic army like dune, of mexicans or brazilians? that was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. she reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said juicy or toxic as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about the age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks. Dr. Tsakalis has an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytex had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched disks to each other's assholes.

2020-03-06 06:57:17 UTC  

wrap a bungie cord around your neck and backflip off a bridge

2020-03-07 03:58:57 UTC  

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durrrr the metaphysical message of NGE Haha Asuka is so cute
is cleanly interwoven with the mentality
of the post-WW2 average Japanese male
bla bla Bible references bla bla depression

2020-03-07 06:59:27 UTC  

trannies are such an accurate representation of modern society
trying to be something it isn't and couldn't be, then suicide.

2020-03-08 12:22:31 UTC  

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2020-03-10 17:36:47 UTC  

5’6”, 4” cock, 30, minimum wage job. I post memes online XD. I run an instagram meme page and have 700,000 karma on reddit 😎. Looking for a japanese girl with nice tits and preferably a virgin. I live in an 500 square foot apartment and own 4 cats. Btw I’m also a furry :3

2020-03-10 17:39:11 UTC  

When you e-date me you’re under my dictatorship. Rule 1, no disobeying. Rule 2, always address me as daddy, sir or master. Rule 3, always show daddy what you’re wearing every day (especially if you changed outfits). Rule 4, call more than text. Rule 5, be comfortable around daddy. Rule 6, be honest with daddy. Rule 7 have a β€œback to normal” safe word of my choice which would be β€œserious”. Rule 8, only sleep with daddy on the phone. Rule 9, always text daddy good morning and good night if we’re not on the phone at night or morning. Rule 10, if something is bothering you always come to daddy about it. Rule 11, if you cannot sleep at night or take a nap call or Text daddy. Rule 12, if daddy says he’s busy it means he’s busy and cannot call you but often can text. Rule 13, when asked question always answer yes daddy or no daddy. PUNISHMENT Punishment 1, if daddy is in the mood when you break a rule, he will use you however he wants (pics vids vc etc) and you HAVE to obey him. Punishment 2, if you disobey daddy, you will feel pain. Punishment 3, if you break a rule daddy won’t give you as much attention as you want and you have to win his attention back.

2020-03-11 07:07:41 UTC  

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2020-03-11 21:03:12 UTC  

I just blocked you! On Discord! You know what that fucking means, kid? It means fuck nothing because you can still see me, and I can still click and see your messages! Imagine that. How fucking stupid is that? It's almost as if I'm not mature enough to just be the bigger person and ignore the person that's bothered me. But no, I have to announce it to the entire server "Hey idiot, I blocked you hahaha!" What a stand up move, truly a sight to behold. Especially in the controversial world that is 2019, to actually block somebody and let them know that I did it! Amazing right? I wish I could be as edgy and cool as you to block a person on Discord that I don't like! But I am just a small nobody plebian that has no reason for being in your sight as you are truly on a higher social status than myself. Oh great intellectual, I am truly blessed and honored to be in your presence, considering all the great things you have done for this server, and Discord as a whole unified platform!

2020-03-14 14:08:23 UTC  

I would like to send you this message to update you on my procedures for handling this Covid-19 crisis. First step was stealing all the toilet paper, to secure my toilet paper fort and supply it with ammunition. Second step was to break some wine bottles in a Sams club to knife some fools who thinks they too, can steal my toilet paper. From there I plan on expanding my toilet paper kingdom. When I finally get the corona's, I figure I will show ppl my sweet NBA moves and touch everything. Then on Doctor's orders, probably travel the world. They tell me Antarctica doesn't have it yet....who knows...dream big.

2020-03-15 01:12:33 UTC  

You people laugh now, but these guys will be the KINGS of post-apocalyptic life. They thought ahead, they planned, and you didn't. Here's a quick scenario for you:
>13 months from now, after corona has killed off 75% of the US
>stores are empty, the dead just lay in the streets because no one will pick them up
>you ran out of supplies weeks ago, have to shit
>local TP Czar has taken over the largest house and rules all the lands for miles
>people pay fealty to the toilet paper Lord
>tributes of food, medicine, and their own daughters and wives to appease him
>you have nothing, but you still have needs. You hope the Lord will be merciful
>you head out to his palace, surrounded by 24/7 armed guards
>the guards strip you nearly naked, checking for anything of value
>then they escort you to the "throne" room
>there he sits, cool, calm, and collected. He has no issues emptying his bowels at any time
>a throne of TP, adorned with canned food, bottled water, and naked women
>you clench your cheeks and kneel before him
>"Speak, peasant" he commands, his voice booming and healthy. You know he dropped logs off today
>"P-please... My Lord... I need a roll... I don't have much to offer but I promise I will repay you somehow" you manage to squeak out
>"Oh, I'm sure we'll find something for you to do." The TP Czar chuckles. His guards chuckle. His concubines chuckle. Your face stings and your stomach hurts
>he picks up a small, half used roll of TP. Spits on it, then throws it on the ground before you.
>"T-thank you your majesty... Thank you!" You say, scooping up the TP
>"Do not forget the debt you now owe." The TP ruler says as you rush out of his palace. You feel as though you've just sold your soul, and that may be true, but at least you can go on living for a few more days

2020-03-15 02:42:12 UTC  

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average american uses one roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

2020-03-15 14:49:51 UTC  

Pickle Rick is a masterpiece.

The episode where Rick turns himself into a pickle is a genuine classic and a perfect representation of Rick's philosophy of life. Rick's worst fear is being emotionally vulnerable to those he sees as intellectually beneath him, which is everyone. In order to escape a meeting with a therapist who might actually force him to confront his feelings, Rick chooses to turn himself into a literal pickle.

2020-03-16 20:25:02 UTC  

2020-03-17 02:38:37 UTC  

Actually no, with ancap lolis would not be legal. That's a common misnomer. Under Anarcho Capitalism, children's rights are defined by the same thing the rest of all rights in ancap are based off of: Natural Law. In the case of children, they are only able to fully actualize when they are able to make the decision to actualize. This point is determined when they are willing/do leave home. The parent's rights of the children would be as follows: Children are the 'property' of parents in so far as the parents are the ones that act as their agent in all matters. However, the 'property right' of these children is transferable along the lines of mutual exchange (much like adoption agencies today, except without thousands of people being priced out of the market) The parents have no right to inflict damage upon the child, as that is a violation of the natural rights. However, the parents are not in any way obligated to actually care for the child, at least not by right. This allows parents to let defective children die off, rather than being saddled with a burden that is both unjust and a violation of their own rights.

2020-03-18 05:15:59 UTC  

This is why tom is a massive faggot:
This nigga goes round talking about pedophillia like its some misunderstood phenomenon like its just something thats actually normal that people act like at birth like being gay or some shit. hes equating putting dicks in your bung hole WITH putting DICKS in BABY ASS...
like what is this dudes problem? not to mention hes canadian. and his country unironically supports this dudes belief. he is a pathetic loser that only talks about fucking loli's and talking about how its only morraly wrong if they dont agree with you putting your cock up their loli hole. like KIDS, LITERAL KIDS can fully understand the situation of reproduction. KIDS CANT KNOW HOW TO FUCK BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO YOUNG. TOM IF YOU're reading this STOP BEING A FUCKING CREEP. please stop... all because some people here hate me more than you does not give you the justification of having sex with minors. STOP IT!

2020-03-18 15:40:33 UTC  

So this is the infamous Pol.

I look around and all I see are sad, lonely young men that are angry because girls won't talk to you. Ever pause to wonder why that is?

Even as a woman of color, I am not the least bit offended, but morbidly dismayed by your lack of self-reflection and basic humility toward yourself and peoplekind. Pathetic, really.

2020-03-18 16:32:06 UTC  

***ME HARDIES THERE'S A NIGGER ON THE PORT BOUGH!! MAN THE CANNONS, BLAST THE NIGGER!!! YARRR THEY'RE GETTING ABOARD THE SHIP! YARRR CHOP THEIR HEAD OFF WITH THEIR CUTLASSES! FEED 'ER TO THE FUCKIN SHAAAARRRKSS!!!!! WE'RE THE PETER MUSKRAT ARMY AND WE FUCKIN' OBLITERATE NIGGERS!!! WE'RE THE PETER MUSKRAT LEGION AND WE CHEW THROUGH A NIGGERS BRAIN LIKE ITS A LOG OF WOOD! WE USE NIGGERS LIMBS TO MAKEA DAM! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!!!! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!!! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!! YEAAARGH!!!!***

2020-03-18 16:32:47 UTC  

port bough

2020-03-18 16:32:48 UTC  

port bow

2020-03-18 17:42:52 UTC  

>port bough
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2020-03-19 07:10:20 UTC  

google "kekma.ga"

2020-03-20 23:07:23 UTC  

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2020-03-22 13:26:32 UTC  

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "based" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the founder of father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their zogbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and Jackie Robinson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where 'BBC' does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.

2020-03-23 14:42:25 UTC  

My friends are fucking normalfags. I keep making quotational references to "The Joker (2019)" and they just don't get it, reference unintended. How you could fail to instantly memorise the lines of the most iconic movie of the past decade is beyond me, and having only watched it once instead of 30 times like myself isn't an excuse either. I knew all the good lines as I soaked them in watching the movie for the very first time, my mouth agape and my eyes staring at the screen intensely. This movie parallels the issues within our society right now and despite the director's claims of the movie being apolitical, it is clear to see for anyone above 140 IQ, myself included, that the movie is actually a commentary of modern communism, fascism, social inequality, familial issues and so much more. The film is a masterpiece and if you do not know even the most basic of lines from it that haven't been memed by playground kiddies who don't understand the movie's message, you are beyond salvation and probably a braindead slave of World Jewry. Thank you and good night.

2020-03-23 17:34:57 UTC  

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2020-03-23 19:20:11 UTC  

^ this holy fucking so much

2020-03-24 16:47:37 UTC  

I live in fantasy world where i turn niggers to aqueous solutions using 2.75 M hydrofluoric acid. Force niggers to use geometric substitution during integration. Make a nigger sweat from fear after forced to solve an Arrhenius Base solution. Make niggers understand 2nd order rate law integration reactions to find equilibrium of a reaction. Use Van Dee Waals equations to turn niggers into hyperactive molecules into the gas phase. Make a nigger calculate the dampened harmonic oscillation of a battery in return to make him drink the lithium iode battery. Calculate the force normal of a 2 ton rock crashing onto a niggers village. Use an encapsulate B-390 to trap niggers into algenate solution dropped into a CS2 base. Teach niggers volumetric fielding of cylindrical shells to calculate how big they want their KFC buckets. Teach niggers petroleum engineering to captivate Crude oil for the plastic of their Jordan’s. Enlighten niggers with polar integration of geometric series. Computer a nigger with infinite while loops. Cast a string β€œdeadbeat” label onto a nigger. Castrate a nigger using spectrophotometer absorbance light at 750 nanometer wavelengths. Give niggers brain damage by putting them in a centrifuge and rotate them in an acid solution at 5000 rpm. Calculate the friction of a cheese grater against a niggers ballsack. Drop Newtonian torque balls on a nigger daycare. Give niggers PTSD by forcing them to solve u-substation 3 dimensional integration

2020-03-24 18:17:54 UTC  

Everyone thinks pagan shit is hanging in the woods with the boys but no one thinks about ground human remains in potions and the homely baker's daughter dryhumping a doughball to try and get you to fall in love

2020-03-25 23:03:53 UTC  

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Hey Jews,

My name is Adi, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass money pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on kikebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the nazi team, and starter on my hitlerjugend team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Arab people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

2020-03-28 16:37:11 UTC  

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

2020-03-31 02:35:23 UTC  

You guys think Nancy Pelosi strokes her old pussy while thinking about Trump? All her life she's been treated like a liberal queen. She could make up whatever bullshit she wanted and all her liberal cucks would do as she asks. Then this orange motherhecker comes along and puts her in her place and calls her an old hag. She's never been disrespected like that before. It makes her feel like a young slut again. She's confused and ashamed that this racist motherfucker makes her as wet as an octopus on Christmas Eve so she tries her hardest for months to get him impeached. But some part of her knew she didn't have the evidence to support her sham of an impeachment. She just wanted him to dominate her even more. The rush she gets when he calls her a psychotic old cunt is like cocaine to her.

2020-03-31 06:36:23 UTC  

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