Press2ifyouhate1
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Honestly, I jerk off on Omegle because I'm looking for my long lost love. Let me explain ;
3 years ago, I was jerking on Omegle just trying to get a horny lonely to appreciate it and have a good time with me.
I cam across a girl who instead of being disgusted (the usual) she started laughing and it was THE MOST AMAZING LAUGH I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. I mean, it was the laugh of a fucking angel, man. I tilted my cam up to laugh back at her, and we started laughing together for a good 3 minutes. After we laughed, we began talking and let me tell you something dude, she was perfect.
She had unique perspectives on life, she was charming, beautiful, and so understanding! She wasn't judgemental and she was so graceful in her conversations.
I ended up asking her where she is from, and we were about an hour away from each other (go figure) so we decided to meet up in about a week. Yes, I know this isn't a good idea and you should never do this, but you have to understand the circumstances. We were both genuinely enjoying each other.
We met, and actually fell in love right off the jump. To spare you too long of a story, we dated for about a year in and a half and I moved in with her.
Incel weinstein <:laff:387622602111320065>
Lol i meant 800k
Unfortunate what can you do?
LEDX? Where?
I will be getting EOD soon
@TheLavonAffair might be able to play tonight
I would love to play tarkov with someone more experienced
I got a keytool in marked room on reserve see you later plebs
<:7Ppepesmug:281041251749462016>
@Sernik yeah which one is more expensive and its tech less developed tard
Rabbit hole if anyone interested
The tarkov gods were generous today onr scav run find a AESA and a paracord in a watch tower as well as spawning with a vss
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, who pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter-dot-com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have TWENTY THREE HOURS before the piss DRRRRRROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
Intergalactic fascism for the win
<:jewshocked:548766828458147850> "its its not grooming its... Educating them on their sexuality!"
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