No alcohol, no gloves, no face masks

He won't take it seriously until days after the supermarkets are empty

I'm buying masks tomorrow, uhhhh I'm not always paranoid tho

And I legit already stock food

That's why I'm not going back to florida when shit goes down

bro itll be fine bro i promise bro its gonna be like ebola bro nothings gonna happen bro its not like were gonna die bro @country doggo

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My brother is a poor redditer and doesn't know how to cook, he exclusively eats fast food

I want to learn how to cook

He can't even make an egg

How the fuck

Hahahaha

Fuck

idk if itll be any bigger than h1n1 in the states

Sunny side up?

I need to head to Maccas

@goobergopher any new knowledge?

Cause I mean I could barely understand if he can't make a sunny side up egg

But if he can't make a scrambled egg

When I get groceries, whatevers left when I get back on the truck rots in the fridge until I come home a month or two later

Jesus

He doesn't even make cereal or go grocery shopping

@country doggo you're going to have a tough few months after shit hits the fan

Wtf

theyll likely need you to bring shit around

How is he even alive

Yeah okay

I'm going to iowa when it does

People will willingly deliver shit during a pandemic because...??

not willingly

duh

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but shit like medical supplies

or doesnt military does that

@country doggo you should find a way to protect your truck bro

Oh and buy a gun

Killdozerify it

Welding isn't too hard to master

Lol not willingly, I'm forced into delivering shit at my company, even going home I have to pick up a load to go anywhere

You just gotta pay attention to where you weld

@Sleep Naw