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Fuck ur suits

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I'll be sad if any of us die.

I'll be in the midwest when shit goes down

I would hope that Otto will let me come stay at the farm if shit gets too bad here in my city

Omaha has cancelled all of it's Chinese New Year celebrations, but chinks are still gonna fly in and celebrate without the official event

For what I understand the virus only manages to kill people that are somehow with low immunity

Keep your spirits up lads

And eat well

Prepare your body for the battle, and it will be fine

It will cleanse the west coast of HIV tho

Why tf do chinks wanna travel

Here's why:

CHINA NUMBAH WAN

Close our borders for a week

Won't do, virus is already in @country doggo

What pisses me off is my brother is one of those *it'll be fine* people

We got like 5 cans of food and and half a case of water at any given time and we live in a big city

No alcohol, no gloves, no face masks

He won't take it seriously until days after the supermarkets are empty

I'm buying masks tomorrow, uhhhh I'm not always paranoid tho

And I legit already stock food

That's why I'm not going back to florida when shit goes down

bro itll be fine bro i promise bro its gonna be like ebola bro nothings gonna happen bro its not like were gonna die bro @country doggo

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My brother is a poor redditer and doesn't know how to cook, he exclusively eats fast food

I want to learn how to cook

He can't even make an egg

How the fuck

Hahahaha

Fuck

idk if itll be any bigger than h1n1 in the states

Sunny side up?

I need to head to Maccas

@goobergopher any new knowledge?

Cause I mean I could barely understand if he can't make a sunny side up egg

But if he can't make a scrambled egg

When I get groceries, whatevers left when I get back on the truck rots in the fridge until I come home a month or two later

Jesus

He doesn't even make cereal or go grocery shopping