Message from SledgeHammer in Vibrant Diversity #general


2017-04-17 00:54:43 UTC  

Im fat and ugly as sin and I was married

2017-04-17 00:54:44 UTC  

i was born with a negative 9 inch penis

2017-04-17 00:54:45 UTC  

oh what now

2017-04-17 00:54:53 UTC  

>mfw convo could absolutely rek me but he's too broken

2017-04-17 00:55:09 UTC  

i have to trim mine every day convo

2017-04-17 00:55:18 UTC  

its like the hedges on the side of my house

2017-04-17 00:55:27 UTC  

@northern_confederate I could still wreck you but I'd just feel bad about it and then I'd probably only hurt you more because my salty tears would burn the wounds

2017-04-17 00:55:28 UTC  

alas

2017-04-17 00:55:50 UTC  

Convo I doubt your effective at fighting

2017-04-17 00:55:56 UTC  

You second guess yourself way to much

2017-04-17 00:56:00 UTC  

lel

2017-04-17 00:56:02 UTC  

And you project zero confidence

2017-04-17 00:56:09 UTC  

I'm not but I was accosted once and was shocked that muscles are like armor

I can't be hurt easily

2017-04-17 00:56:10 UTC  

it was weird

2017-04-17 00:56:21 UTC  

battle is fun

2017-04-17 00:56:28 UTC  

Convo a hit to the temple is a hit to the temple

2017-04-17 00:56:34 UTC  

especially when the other person starts getting really scared

2017-04-17 00:56:37 UTC  

@queenarchitect if you have a goat pls sacrifice it so it stops raining

2017-04-17 00:56:39 UTC  

Clapping my hands over your ears effects everyone

2017-04-17 00:56:39 UTC  

I have outside stuff to do

2017-04-17 00:56:54 UTC  

Like dude, just because you have a 6 pack doesn't make you invincible

2017-04-17 00:56:59 UTC  

what the fuck

2017-04-17 00:57:08 UTC  

Look at houdini

2017-04-17 00:57:09 UTC  

Fucking torque, man
I didnt say I was invincible

2017-04-17 00:57:11 UTC  

Poor guy

2017-04-17 00:57:27 UTC  

I was shocked my muscles are like armor.....

2017-04-17 00:57:32 UTC  

they are

2017-04-17 00:57:33 UTC  

no i do not have a goat

2017-04-17 00:57:42 UTC  

Muscles aren't anything like armor my dude

2017-04-17 00:57:53 UTC  

armor protects, muscles protect

2017-04-17 00:57:54 UTC  

@queenarchitect well blow me a kiss and send me a nude so when I get out of the rain I can warm up quick

2017-04-17 00:57:54 UTC  

i can pretend my dog is a goat convo, but im not gonna kill it

2017-04-17 00:57:54 UTC  

thanks

2017-04-17 00:58:03 UTC  

she has a GOAT but she's not gonna sacrifice that

2017-04-17 00:58:09 UTC  

Nanners is GOAT

2017-04-17 00:58:11 UTC  

greatest of all time

2017-04-17 00:58:12 UTC  

Armor has properties that prevent you from being slashed or penetrated

2017-04-17 00:58:17 UTC  

Muscle does non of that

2017-04-17 00:58:19 UTC  

wtf are you doing in the rain

2017-04-17 00:58:21 UTC  

DUDE

2017-04-17 00:58:22 UTC  

JUST LET IT GO